Derry Girls Quote of the Day

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Quote from Michelle in Episode Three

Michelle: How do you know Our Lord doesn't think he's a dick?
Father Peter: Our Lord doesn't think anyone's a dick.
Michelle: I very much doubt that.
Father Peter: But it's the truth.
[later:]
Michelle: Marti Pellow.
Father Peter: No.
Michelle: Paddy Ashdown?
Father Peter: No.
Michelle: Your man from Funhouse.
Clare: Pat Sharp.
Michelle: Pat Sharp. Pat Sharp's definitely a dick.

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Recent Quotes

Friday, September 24, 2021

Quote from Sister Michael in Episode Six

Sister Michael: What's going on?
Jenny: Erin Quinn and her friends are handing out their magazine. They're ignoring the ban, Sister. You need to put a stop to it. [Sister Michael turns and walks away] Sister, didn't you hear me?
Sister Michael: Do you know what, Jenny? I don't think I did. [grabs a copy]

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Quote from Aunt Sarah in Episode Five

Mary: Right, there's too many of us for one car. Some of you will have to go with me da.
Michelle: Can I? Can I? [to James] Cos Joe drives really fast. He, like, runs through red lights and takes corners on two wheels. It's class!
Orla: [to Clare] It really is.
James: I think I'll hop in with Mr. Quinn, if that's OK.
Clare: Me too!
Sarah: I'll go with me da. He lets me smoke.
Erin: You're coming? What about the grave danger we're putting ourselves in?
Sarah: Well, it's a concern, but so is the fact that I have nothing in for me Sunday dinner, so...

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Quote from Michelle in Episode Three

Michelle: How do you know Our Lord doesn't think he's a dick?
Father Peter: Our Lord doesn't think anyone's a dick.
Michelle: I very much doubt that.
Father Peter: But it's the truth.
[later:]
Michelle: Marti Pellow.
Father Peter: No.
Michelle: Paddy Ashdown?
Father Peter: No.
Michelle: Your man from Funhouse.
Clare: Pat Sharp.
Michelle: Pat Sharp. Pat Sharp's definitely a dick.

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Quote from Michelle in Episode Three

Michelle: Christ, I feel a bit bokey. [Michelle opens the curtains]
Clare: Sweet sufferin' Jesus, it's the morning already! What are we going to do?
Michelle: Well, maybe we could start with calming the fuck down.
Clare: Calm down? We're still on William of Orange, Michelle! We haven't so much looked at the famine!
Michelle: We've got the gist. They ran out of spuds. Everyone was ragin'.
James: Well, I can't tell my rebellions from my risings.
Michelle: And whose fault's that? If your lot had stopped invading us for five fucking minutes there'd be a lot less to wade through, you English prick!

Monday, September 20, 2021

Quote from Sister Michael in The Prom

Choir: [sing] Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee do-o-o It's Monday morning It's Monday morning Hip hip hooray Hip hip hooray Let's get going It's a brand-new day It's Monday morning It's Monday morning Come on, let's go Come on, let's go Paint on a smile and start the show Dum dum dum dum-m-m Oh, Monday morning There ain't nothing that I-I-I can't do... Doo bee doo bee doo On Monday morning Monday morning Oh, Monday morning Monday morning Monday morning, I love yo-o-ou. [Jenny holds shaky last note]
Sister Michael: Lovely. And I believe you wrote the lyrics yourselves. Is that correct?
Jenny: It is indeed, Sister.
Sister Michael: Do you ever think you might have too much time on your hands, girls? Lose the jackets.

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Quote from Granda Joe in The Curse

Mary: [sees Colm talking to a man] Oh, God!
Gerry: What is it?
Mary: He's got someone. Should we save the poor fella?
Joe: No chance.
Sarah: Och, Daddy, he's only young.
Joe: I don't care! When it comes to our Colm, it's every man for himself.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, September 26, 2021

A quote from Orla in the episode Episode Four.

Monday, September 27, 2021

A quote from Sister Michael in the episode The Concert.

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

A quote from Clare in the episode The Concert.

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

A quote from Orla in the episode Episode Three.

Thursday, September 30, 2021

A quote from Michelle in the episode Episode One.