TV Quotes

Boy: 10p mix, please.
Michelle: That'll be 12 pence.
Boy: 12 pence for a 10p mix?
Dennis: It's called inflation, dickhead.
Michelle: Now get out!

Orla: Oh, my God, Erin, snap! Look, an A, four Bs, three Cs, and a D!
Erin: What?! Let me see that, that can't be right. How? How have you got the same results as me? This can't be right!
Mary: Christ, you don't think there's been some sort of a mix-up, do you?
Sister Michael: Orla just does really well at exams, despite the fact she obviously, you know... is subnormal.
Orla & Aunt Sarah: Aaw!
Aunt Sarah: Thank you, Sister.

Michelle: Ugh. Where the hell are we?
James: I'll ask this woman. Excuse me? Sorry to bother you.
Sheila: A chairde. Cad e mar ata sibh?
James: Jesus, is she having a stroke?
Erin: She is an Irish speaker, James.
James: Oh, why can't everyone just speak English?
Michelle: Well, your crowd had a good stab at forcing the entire world to, but we didn't really enjoy it much, James. Imperialist prick!

Rita: Let's get a move on!
Michelle: Right, get in the van. Come on. And do not test me, cos we've already missed PJ and Duncan.
Clare: Is that who was supporting them?
Michelle: Aye.
Clare: Aw, I really like them!
James: I'm not leaving, Michelle.
Michelle: Not even for Gary Barlow?
Jonjo: I don't really rate him as a songwriter, you know?
James: I'm sorry, Jonjo, but you've just crossed the line there.

Jonjo: How'ya, girls.
Michelle: Well, hello, there.
Erin: Hi.
Clare: Good afternoon, Sir.
Michelle: "Sir?" What the fuck, Clare?

Sarah: I'm devastated. That was when I lost the half-stone doing the Rosemary Conley as well. My collar bone was sort of poking through my skin. Do you remember, Mary?
Mary: Aye, you were far too thin, Sarah.
Sarah: I know, I was. It was brilliant, and now I haven't got so much as a photograph to look back on.

Orla: Aye, you shouldn't swear, Michelle, cos when you swear, Our Lady in heaven, she cries her tears, then make rain. Isn't that right, Sister Michael?
Sister Michael: What age are you now, Orla?
Orla: 15.
Sister Michael: Yeah. You might want to think about wising up.