Derry Girls Quote of the Day

Thursday, February 22, 2024

Quote from Ma Mary in Across the Barricade

Mary: I just cannot get my head around it.
Gerry: For the love of God, Mary, it's only a bowl.
Mary: Who just gives away their big bowl, Gerry? It doesn't make sense.
Joe: Aye, she's definitely up to something, love.
Sarah: I have always said that Deidre Mallon was a bit fly.
Joe: I'd confront her about it.
Mary: Oh, I intend to.
Gerry: Great! Do that! Then maybe we can lay the whole bloody thing to rest.
Joe: Take that tone with her again and I'll lay you to rest, boyo!


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Quote from Ma Mary in The Reunion

Mary: Oh, and I got you a new suit. I've laid it on the bed, you need to try it on.
Gerry: A new suit?
Mary: Dunnes were having a sale.
Gerry: Even so, it's a lot of fuss for a school reunion, isn't it? I mean, new suits, the Battle of Stalingrad, who are you trying to impress?
Mary: Nobody.
Aunt Sarah: Janette Joyce, formerly O'Shea.
Mary: I am not trying to impress Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea! I couldn't give a shit about Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea!
Gerry: Who's Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea?
Mary: I don't wanna talk about Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Quote from Erin in Episode Five

Erin: Do you remember the whole "us being in grave danger" thing Sarah mentioned? Well, I think... I think this might be it!
Michelle: I thought you said fortune telling was medieval.
Erin: Yeah, well, something has made me reassess all that. What was it again? Oh, aye... The fact that there's an actual Provo in the boot of our car!

Monday, February 19, 2024

Quote from Granda Joe in Across the Barricade

Joe: I heard that k.d. lang on the radio yesterday. Christ, but she's some set of pipes on her. You're very talented people.
Clare: Thank you?

Sunday, February 18, 2024

Quote from Uncle Colm in The President

Erin: It's Uncle Colm!
Gerry: Dear God, no.
Mary: Everything all right, Colm?
Colm: Oh, God, aye. Well, the aul knee's giving me a bit of jip, but sure I'll not bore you with the details.
Gerry: I doubt that.
Colm: I felt a twinge there this morning and I says to myself, says I, "Colm, you'll have to get that seen to. You can't let that go." For, and you'll maybe not remember this girls, but Maggie Murphy felt a twinge on a Monday, and on Thursday of the very same week, sure didn't she drop dead at the bingo. And her sitting on a full house, too. But sure, you can't take it with you, as they say. God rest her soul.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Quote from Michelle in The Curse

Michelle: These aren't any old scones, girls. These are funny scones.
Orla: Aye, they do look like good craic, in fairness.
Erin: Funny scones?
Clare: They're drug scones! She's put the drugs in the scones!
Michelle: Too fucking right I have! I wanted to do brownies but this was the only recipe my Ma had, so...
Clare: We talked about this, Michelle. We agreed.
Michelle: No, we didn't. Anyway, drugs aren't illegal when you put them in food. Everybody knows that.
James: Is that right? I'm not sure that's right.
Maureen Malarkey: Any cups up here? I'll take that.
Michelle: What the fuck just happened?!

Friday, February 16, 2024

Quote from Aunt Sarah in Stranger on a Train

Aideen: Well, I mean, there was someone once, but, he's married now, so.
Aunt Sarah: But not to you.
Aideen: Sure it's only what I deserve, after what happened. Isn't that what everybody thinks?
Mary: Is it?
Aideen: But sure, who hasn't made a mistake in their time, girls?
Aunt Sarah: Don't talk to me. I had a perm in '85 that made me look like Leo Sayer. Dark days. Very dark days.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, February 23, 2024

A quote from Aunt Sarah in the episode Stranger on a Train.

Saturday, February 24, 2024

A quote from Michelle in the episode The Haunting.

Sunday, February 25, 2024

A quote from Orla in the episode Across the Barricade.

Monday, February 26, 2024

A quote from Aunt Sarah in the episode Episode Three.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

A quote from Erin in the episode Episode Five.