Derry Girls Quote of the Day

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Quote from Orla in Episode Six

Orla: Lesbians really do exist!


Recent Quotes

Monday, May 10, 2021

Quote from Michelle in Episode Three

Michelle: Christ, I feel a bit bokey. [Michelle opens the curtains]
Clare: Sweet sufferin' Jesus, it's the morning already! What are we going to do?
Michelle: Well, maybe we could start with calming the fuck down.
Clare: Calm down? We're still on William of Orange, Michelle! We haven't so much looked at the famine!
Michelle: We've got the gist. They ran out of spuds. Everyone was ragin'.
James: Well, I can't tell my rebellions from my risings.
Michelle: And whose fault's that? If your lot had stopped invading us for five fucking minutes there'd be a lot less to wade through, you English prick!

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Quote from Michelle in Episode One

Sister Declan: And you. Give that here.
Michelle: Ach, Sister...
Sister Declan: Now. [takes the lipstick and drops it in her handbag]
Michelle: Shouldn't you put that in the confiscated box?
Sister Declan: Quiet.
Erin: Really?
Michelle: What am I going to do, Erin? That colour has been discontinued.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Quote from Orla in The Concert

Orla: Their wee beekeeper costumes are so cracker.

Friday, May 7, 2021

Quote from Clare in Episode Five

Clare: Listen to it! I mean, just listen to it! I mean... I mean, I don't... I mean, why do they have to be so loud?
Mary: Breathe, love.
Erin: Far worse for me, Clare. I mean, my hearing's impeccable.
Clare: I've read the same paragraph 47 times because I can't concentrate because... Oh, my God, the noise! This whale, he's a bad brute, Mrs. Quinn. I have to know if they catch him. Can I come away with you, please?
Mary: OK, well, if your mother has no objections, I don't see why not.
Clare: Thank you. Thank you. I'll never forget this. Thank you!
Erin: She's taking you to a caravan in Portnoo. She's not giving you her kidney, Clare.

Thursday, May 6, 2021

Quote from Ma Mary in Across the Barricade

Mary: I just cannot get my head around it.
Gerry: For the love of God, Mary, it's only a bowl.
Mary: Who just gives away their big bowl, Gerry? It doesn't make sense.
Joe: Aye, she's definitely up to something, love.
Sarah: I have always said that Deidre Mallon was a bit fly.
Joe: I'd confront her about it.
Mary: Oh, I intend to.
Gerry: Great! Do that! Then maybe we can lay the whole bloody thing to rest.
Joe: Take that tone with her again and I'll lay you to rest, boyo!

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Quote from Sister Michael in Episode Three

Mary: I also have a question, pretty boy. Why are you encouraging all this?
Father Peter: I wouldn't say I'm encouraging it, I'm just open to the possibility.
Mary: Well, I'm not. Not unless I see some cold, hard evidence.
Father Peter: And maybe it's there. Proof at last, Peter, proof at last.
Mary: Is he all right?
Sister Michael: I wouldn't say so, no. He's a priest, like.

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

A quote from Sister Michael in the episode Across the Barricade.

Thursday, May 13, 2021

A quote from Erin in the episode Episode Three.

Friday, May 14, 2021

A quote from Granda Joe in the episode Across the Barricade.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

A quote from James in the episode Episode Three.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

A quote from Sister Michael in the episode Episode Two.