The Middle Quote of the Day

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Quote from Mike in A Christmas Gift

Brick: Dad, how did God make Eve out of Adam's rib? I mean, if it's a cloning thing like Dolly the sheep, wouldn't Adam's rib just make more Adams?
Mike: Brick, it's too late to start talking about the Bible.
Brick: Well, first it's too early. Now it's too late. When's the right time?
Mike: Sunday morning between 9:00 and 10:00.


Recent Quotes

Monday, May 20, 2024

Quote from Frankie in The Yelling

Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, that's me, trapped in an office supply store at 4 in the morning. How'd I end up here? How does anyone end up anywhere they don't wanna be? Either drugs or kids.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Quote from Frankie in Fight or Flight

Frankie: What do you need for Europe? Get your passport, I'll get your bag ready.
Axl: Wait, is that stuff clean or dirty?
Frankie: Who cares? French people smell bad... everybody loves that about them. Jeans, boxers.
Axl: Am I really doing this? What about Dad?
Frankie: I'll take care of Dad. Oh! Coat. Coat. And, um, umbrella. Book! Gonna need a book for the plane. Ooh, I got one. Okay, this is written as a fictional conversation between a woman and her uterus, but it's really funny. Neck pillow!

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Quote from Axl in Halloween V

Axl: Ooh! Whoa. [dial tone] God, how can they do this?! Uh... Ooh. "Operator." [dial turns] [ringing] Oh, my God. This is taking forever.
Female Voice: [v.o.] This is the East Indiana State University operator system.
Axl: Yes! [chuckling] Yes!
Female Voice: [v.o.] If you'd like to dial out, please press "1." To reach campus security, please press "2."
Axl: [chuckles] I would very much like to do both of these things, but there's no buttons! It's just some weird wheely thing. Oh! This phone is from The Flintstones! [grunts] Help! Help!

Friday, May 17, 2024

Quote from Brick in The Answer

Brick: I've been thinking about it, and now that I'm the make-out king...
Axl: Kissing a hillbilly in North Carolina and your giraffe of a girlfriend does not a make-out king make.
Brick: I'm sorry, how many different states have you kissed girls in? 'Cause I'm currently at three.
Frankie: Brick, it's not very gentlemanly to brag about your conquests.
[Mike gives Brick the A-okay sign]
Brick: The point is, I'm a man now, and since Cindy and I have officially taken it to the next level, I've decided it's time for me to give up my childish affectations... the whoops, the whispers, eating an entire pencil over the course of a week.

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Quote from Sue in The Interview

Frankie: Oh, Brick, this says your campaign fliers are due tomorrow.
Brick: Oh, really?
Sue: Fliers are super important, Brick. I did fliers when I lost for student council, and when I lost for Teen Board, and when I lost for Junior High Homecoming Court. I just don't think you get it.

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Quote from Axl in While You Were Sleeping

Axl: We sold 20 jars of this barbecue sauce, so if that's not a sign I should drop out of college, I don't know what is.
Mike: Yeah, well... [turns the stove off] Take this is a sign that that's not happening.
Axl: What...
Mike: Heck Brothers are done.
Axl: If Paul Newman had you for a dad, he never would have invented salad dressing, and no one would know who he is. Dream squasher!

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

A quote from Axl in the episode Pitch Imperfect.

Thursday, May 23, 2024

A quote from Sue in the episode Bat Out of Heck.

Friday, May 24, 2024

A quote from Brick in the episode The Wind Chimes.

Saturday, May 25, 2024

A quote from Brick in the episode Film, Friends and Fruit Pies.

Sunday, May 26, 2024

A quote from Brick in the episode Christmas Help.