New Girl Quote of the Day
Friday, March 29, 2024
Quote from Cece in Engram Pattersky
Cece: I really miss the old days when I would just drop in every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something.
Recent Quotes
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Quote from Coach in Thanksgiving IV
Coach: Plus, he's British, so you know the sex will be weirdly polite. [in British accent] Do you mind if I finish now?
Jess: He doesn't sound like Oliver Twist.
Coach: [British accent] Do you like that? Is that good, eh? All right. Here we go.
Jess: One-- really? Two-- what?
Coach: [indistinct British mumbling] Hey, you like it when I do it like that, eh?
Schmidt: That was spot-on.
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Quote from Schmidt in Jess and Julia
Jess: Are you going to go on, like, a big wet towel rant?
Schmidt: No. This is now a sex rant. To wit, six months ago, I thought getting a girl roommate would mean sex all the time ... definitely with her friends and probably with her. Are there women here? Yeah, sure, more than ever. But you ... not going to happen. You, I will never give up. And you... well, you sample from the gumbo pot.
Sadie: Ha.
Schmidt: I am in a damp bathroom full of naked women every day, and I hate it. It's like a nightmare. I'm in a... watermelon-themed apron with a... A tampon? Why would you need this for cooking?
Tuesday, March 26, 2024
Quote from Nick in Goosebumps Walkaway
Nick: I'm going to shut up until we say good-bye. And then... I'm gonna hit her with a Goosebumps Walkaway.
Schmidt: I don't know who he is. Is he an old-fashioned baseball player?
Nick: Goosebumps Walkaway is the line that they guy says to the girl in the movie that gives her goosebumps and then he walks away forever. It's that line that...
Schmidt: That haunts her. That consumes her. That rings in her ear for all of eternity, granting you...
Both: [whispering] Immortality.
Nick: You're damn right. Immortality.
Monday, March 25, 2024
Jess: [on the phone] Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the Internet? Yeah, I can hold.
Sunday, March 24, 2024
Quote from Winston in TinFinity
Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.
Saturday, March 23, 2024
Winston: Here's what I was thinking, okay? If we want to win this concert, we play something cool, like "Eye of the Tiger."
Girl: What's "Eye of the Tiger"?
Winston: "Eye of the Tiger" is the greatest song ever written. It's so cool, it ended the Cold War.
Jess: That's not even a little bit true.
Upcoming Quotes
Saturday, March 30, 2024
A quote from Winston in the episode Tuesday Meeting.
Sunday, March 31, 2024
A quote from Nick in the episode Goldmine.
Monday, April 1, 2024
A quote from Jess in the episode Pilot.
Tuesday, April 2, 2024
A quote from Nick in the episode Fired Up.
Wednesday, April 3, 2024