New Girl Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Quote from Winston in Big Mama P

Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.


Recent Quotes

Friday, April 16, 2021

Quote from Cece in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt

Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Quote from Coach in The Last Wedding

Coach: So you're competing with her?
Jess: I can take her down, because I have something she doesn't have: You guys. Now, strategies. What about you, Coach? You hook up at weddings all the time. What's your strategy?
Coach: It's called being a gorgeous black man with the body of an action figure.
Jess: I could give that a try.

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Quote from Schmidt in D-Day

Schmidt: Nick, I need a drink. It'd better be green, sweet and in a fun glass.

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Quote from Nick in Wig

Nick: Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh! Jackpot. Ribbons! Oh, these are probably Jess's.
Schmidt: Nick, stop. You should not be in here.
Nick: I am learning so much about you, Reagan. An Ohio State T-shirt. Cash from Canada. It's Canadian cash. A picture of a little boy. This woman is like an orange. You peel a layer, there's another layer there.
Schmidt: You're thinking of an onion. An orange only has one layer. Oh, you poor thing.

Monday, April 12, 2021

Quote from Jess in The Captain

Jess: What's wrong?
Nick: Nothing.
Jess: Uh-oh. Looks like we have a little Groundhog Day situation.
Nick: Please don't call it a Groundhog's Day situation.
Jess: Six more weeks of winter. Don't worry. Lie back. I'm gonna take care of this.

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Quote from Schmidt in Keaton

Schmidt: Well, Nicholas, I came to a decision last night. I'm entering a new chapter in my life, and I think it best that I do it alone.
Nick: You're going to one of those weekend spas again, buddy?
Schmidt: No. In the famous words of singer-songwriter Billy Joel-
Nick: Don't do this.
Schmidt: I'm moving out.
Nick: You're the worst.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, April 18, 2021

A quote from Winston in the episode The Last Wedding.

Monday, April 19, 2021

A quote from Jess in the episode The Last Wedding.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

A quote from Nick in the episode Keaton.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

A quote from Schmidt in the episode See Ya.

Thursday, April 22, 2021

A quote from Coach in the episode Par 5.