Everybody Loves Raymond Quote of the Day

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Quote from Debra in No Fat

Ray: What happened? Why did they back out?
Debra: Oh, they're gonna be out of the country.
Ray: What?! Who leaves America on Thanksgiving? That's- That's pretty unthankful.
Debra: They like to travel and see the world, you know? Unlike your parents, who don't go any further than here.

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Monday, June 27, 2022

Quote from Ray in No Thanks

Marie: Debra, I knew it. Your canapes are a big hit!
Debra: I'll be right in. My canapes are a big hit.
Ray: Yeah, are you sure she said "hit?"

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Quote from Frank in Marie's Sculpture

Frank: You know how you can tell it's good art? Because it follows you when you move.

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Quote from Marie in Sex Talk

Frank: Look, I don't care. If it's out in the open, it's out in the open. Twice a week.
Marie: Oh, Frank! What are you saying? Don't lie like that.
Debra: Okay, see?
Frank: Hey, who's lying? What's wrong with you?
Marie: Why are we having this conversation?
Frank: Come on, Marie. I got a reputation here. Word of mouth is everything in this business.
Marie: I happen to be a lady, Frank. [Frank pokes Marie] Ooh!
Debra: What do you mean, Marie? Is it true?
Marie: Yes, it's true!

Friday, June 24, 2022

Quote from Frank in Debra's Parents

Frank: I gotta say, Warren, you played this one right. All the baggin', none of the naggin'.

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Quote from Marie in Christmas Present

Marie: What is a DVD player?
Ray: Come on, not now, Ma, please.
Marie: Is it for pornography?
Debra: Yes, Marie, I got Ray a porn machine.
Marie: I don't like that, Debra.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Quote from Robert in Robert's Rodeo

Robert: I'm telling you, the ground, it shook.
Frank: Why didn't you run?
Robert: I did run, Dad. I don't know if you've ever been in this situation before, but the first thing that comes to mind is run! So I'm running and running, and he's getting closer and closer, and then his horn gets me and my feet are off the ground, like I'm flying. Incredibly painful flying. Then he tosses me aside like a sock, and I'm on the pavement, and he gives me a couple of snorts and lumbers up the ramp and into his trailer.
Debra: Unbelievable! You were gored!
Frank: By a freakin' bull! Holy crap!

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

A quote from Robert in the episode The Walk to the Door.

Thursday, June 30, 2022

A quote from Marie in the episode What Good Are You?.

Friday, July 1, 2022

A quote from Frank in the episode The Faux Pas.

Saturday, July 2, 2022

A quote from Marie in the episode Ray's on TV.

Sunday, July 3, 2022

A quote from Debra in the episode Debra's Parents.