Everybody Loves Raymond Quote of the Day

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Quote from Marie in The Walk to the Door

Marie: Funny. Talking about regrets. I've got regrets. [Ray and Debra look away] Probably too many regrets to mention.
Frank: Okay then.
Marie: I- I've I've done things that I just feel terrible about to all of you.
Ray: All right, Ma.
Debra: Wait, let her speak.
Marie: Like to you, Debra. I've always regretted not being more nurturing to you when you first started out as a wife and a mother. Honey, I'm sorry.
Debra: Oh, Marie. That's nice.
Marie: Because now, at this point, what can I do?
Debra: It must feel good to get that off your chest.
Marie: Yeah, it does feel good.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Quote from Robert in Marie's Meatballs

Debra: Robert, could you do me a favor? Could you just show me where your mom keeps the recipes? Because I just wanted to see if I jotted it down correctly.
Robert: You want me to give you my mom's recipe?
Debra: Please, Robert? I mean, I can't explain it. I just feel like second best.
Robert: Second best? I can explain it to you.

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Quote from Debra in Cousin Gerard

Debra: Hey, how did it go with Gerard today?
Ray: Yeah, thanks for mentioning things to my mom, pepper squat.
Debra: What?
Ray: I can't get any work done. He's allergic to the pen. And he keeps asking me stupid questions.
Debra: You gotta just give the guy a chance, you know?
Ray: You try spending a day in the basement with him, you know? He's always got something negative to say about everything, even when I compliment him. Then he keeps complaining in that nasal whiny voice. "Oh no, I spilled whiteout." [Debra laughs] What?
Debra: You could be twins.

Monday, December 6, 2021

Quote from Ray in Robert's Date

Ray: Robert. Judy, her and her friends, they think that you're just, you're putting on some kind of act.
Robert: That is so whack!
Ray: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're Italian, Robert. Okay? "Whack" means something else to us.

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Quote from Marie in The Contractor

Marie: Sweetie, you should know by now you're not a man who can lift things.

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Quote from Frank in Anniversary

Ray: But 40 years, it's a big milestone. Think of all the good times.
Frank: I had one good year.
Ray: There you go.
Frank: The year I left your mother.
Ray: What?
Marie: Frank! The children!
Frank: What's the big secret? We split up for a year. I came back, didn't l?
Ray: Wait. What are you talking about?
Marie: We almost got divorced.
Ray: What?
Frank: There's a sad word: "almost."

Friday, December 3, 2021

Quote from Frank in The Can Opener

Frank: You wanted a thank you? Where was my thank you?! I waltzed in, huh?! I dragged my ass home every day after 10 hours stuck in a suit, stuck in an office, stuck in a car. And if I needed coins to pay the tolls that got me to that job, that paid for that meat, that made that fat, then I'll dump it out whenever I want and I don't care what you say! [Ray jumps in the air]
Marie: That's right. You don't care. You have never cared about how hard I work just to serve you.
Frank: Hey, I don't have to care. That's your job!
Ray: Whoa.
Robert: [licks his finger to get the last drop of Pepto Bismol] On the other hand, sometimes it can be about the can opener.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, December 10, 2021

A quote from Frank in the episode The Bird.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

A quote from Marie in the episode Someone's Cranky.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

A quote from Robert in the episode The Skit.

Monday, December 13, 2021

A quote from Ray in the episode Wallpaper.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

A quote from Debra in the episode Not So Fast.