Everybody Loves Raymond Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Quote from Debra in Net Worth

Debra: Here.
Ray: What's this?
Debra: A little something I worked up last night.
Ray: "Laundry, $75 a week. General housecleaning, $200 a week."
Ray: What is this, a bill?
Debra: That's right.
Ray: "Full time child care, a thousand dollars a week."
Debra: Yeah, I gave you a break on that one. I billed the twins as one item.
Ray: So, you're charging me now, to be the wife?
Debra: Well, if it's all your money, then "the wife" should get paid.
Ray: Uh-huh. "Personal chef, $300." Yeah, I think we're using the word "chef" pretty loosely.


Recent Quotes

Friday, April 9, 2021

Quote from Frank in Ray's Ring

Frank: Hey! I'm watching Sportscenter over here.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: Marie's doing her French lesson crap! I'd stop her, but maybe someday she'll learn enough to move there.
Debra: Not now, Frank, okay?
Frank: Oh, sorry. You two goin' a couple of rounds?
Ray: Dad, please, just-
Frank: Don't be too hard on him, Deb. Robert told me he did the right thing. He shot her down real quick. Boy, women out there must be getting desperate if they start goin' after big nose.

Thursday, April 8, 2021

Quote from Marie in The Sitter

Debra: Thanks again, Marie. I'm just gonna do a little shopping with Ray.
Marie: I'm sorry the situation with the girl didn't work out. She seemed sweet, but children watching children? [shakes head]
Debra: Ally, honey, come on. Okay well, I really appreciate this.
Marie: Please, you know how I love doing this, and I don't want you to think that you even have to apologize.
Debra: I'm sorry, Marie.
Marie: Oh, that is so unnecessary. [hugs Debra] Oh, just knowing that you feel bad is enough for me.

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Quote from Robert in P.T. & A.

Amy: Deb, can we watch TV over here? Frank fell asleep with the remote tucked into his boxers.
Robert: And then the channel changed so we got the hell out of there.

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Quote from Debra in The Invasion

Debra: Oh, look, it's the Raymond Barone living memorial.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: So what happens? Every 45 minutes an actor dressed as you comes in and recreates scenes from your life, huh? Yeah. [as Ray] "Oh no, where is my retainer? Oh!" "Hey, what's that? A pimple?" "You know all the other guys have hair down here."
Ray: Yeah, that's it. That's the whole show. Except for the finale where you stare at the Farrah Fawcett poster and... lock the door.

Monday, April 5, 2021

Quote from Ray in Working Girl

Ray: All right, uh, we got milk, ginger ale and something pink.
Robert: Pink, please. [off Raymond's nervousness] What?
Ray: I sense a great disturbance in the force.
Marie: [enters] Hello, dear!
Robert: You gotta teach me how you do that?

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Quote from Debra in Liars

Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, April 11, 2021

A quote from Ray in the episode Neighbors.

Monday, April 12, 2021

A quote from Ray in the episode Debra at the Lodge.

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

A quote from Debra in the episode Not So Fast.

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

A quote from Robert in the episode Hackidu.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

A quote from Marie in the episode Cruising with Marie.