Parks and Recreation Quote of the Day

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Quote from Leslie Knope in Woman of the Year

Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office! Nobody freak out! [silence] Do you know what this means? I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women. I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine. And every year, they choose one woman to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award. Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.

Rate

Recent Quotes

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Quote from Tom in Woman of the Year

Tom: [aside to camera] This VIP card gives you exclusive access to the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Where? Multipurpose Room F. When? 3:00 p.m. Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life. [flings card]

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Quote from Ron Swanson in The Reporter

Leslie Knope: This is Ron Swanson, our boss. Ron, this is the reporter I was telling you about.
Ron Swanson: No comment.
Shauna: About what?

Monday, December 6, 2021

Quote from Leslie Knope in Meet n Greet

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Look, I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Tom is being a real dick.

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Quote from Ron Swanson in Gin It Up!

Trevor Nelsson: Mr. Swanson, let's begin by filling out this form, listing your assets and liabilities.
Ron Swanson: Nice try. I'm not telling you how much money I have, where it's hidden, or which precious metals and/or gemstones it may or may not take the form of.

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Quote from Ron Swanson in Gryzzlbox

Ron Swanson: We need to talk.
Ben: What is that?
Ron Swanson: This is a flying robot I just shot out of the sky after it delivered a package to my house.
Leslie Knope: I thought you didn't like to pass judgment on business--
Ron Swanson: The package was addressed to my son, who is four years old, and does not own a Gryzzl doodad. Somehow the robots looked at Diane's computer and learned something about my child and then brought him a box of presents, so I destroyed the robot. [metal clatters] No one is safe from these bastards. Tell me what to do, Leslie. [thunder rumbles] I wanna help you take them down.

Friday, December 3, 2021

Quote from Ann in Second Chunce

Ann: Hey, let's get some food. I'm starving. Wait, no, I have to pee. Wait, no, I have to barf. Actually, all three. Being pregnant is great.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, December 10, 2021

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode Campaign Ad.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode Bailout.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

A quote from April in the episode Filibuster.

Monday, December 13, 2021

A quote from Leslie Knope in the episode Ann's Decision.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode Practice Date.