Parks and Recreation Quote of the Day

Saturday, November 28, 2020

Quote from Leslie Knope in The Fight

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Ann came in the next day and had a second interview with Chris. She nailed it, of course. But she doesn't want to totally leave her job. So they struck up a deal. She works at City Hall part-time, and two days a week, she still gets to be the greatest nurse in the world. Win-win. We need to remember what's important in life... friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work... it doesn't matter. But work is third.

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Friday, November 27, 2020

Quote from Jerry in Jerry's Retirement

Jerry: Leslie, that is really sweet of you, but you don't have to worry about me. I'm great. Here. I want to show you something.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Jerry: [catches mug] No! You also dropped that, clumsy. [throws mug in the air and catches it; laughter]
Leslie Knope: Where am I?

Thursday, November 26, 2020

Quote from Tom in Anniversaries

Leslie Knope: Okay, you two, head on up there. We are gonna recreate your wedding photo from 50 years ago.
Mr. DeMarco: Okay, let's relive that day. Only this time could we shave her moustache? [chuckles]
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy. I don't know. I'm kind of worried about putting these two on live TV. They're sort of grumpy.
Tom: Why are we wasting our time with these old people anyway? They're like the old version of iTunes. We're like the new version of iTunes, baby. We're gonna be here forever. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die someday.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Quote from Tom in Camping

Tom: I've never been before, but I think I'm gonna love it.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Why am I gonna love it? Skymall! Come check out my tent. I ordered a bunch of crap off Skymall. I got my TV, my XBox, DVD. Awesome bed right there. DJ Roomba's in the mix. Ah, it's like I'm not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable.

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Quote from Ron Swanson in Li'l Sebastian

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half-mast, I thought, "All right. Another bureaucrat ate it." But then I found out it was Li'I Sebastian. Half-mast is too high. Show some damned respect.

Monday, November 23, 2020

Quote from Leslie Knope in The Fight

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Ann came in the next day and had a second interview with Chris. She nailed it, of course. But she doesn't want to totally leave her job. So they struck up a deal. She works at City Hall part-time, and two days a week, she still gets to be the greatest nurse in the world. Win-win. We need to remember what's important in life... friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work... it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Quote from Ron Swanson in London (Part 2)

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] All my life I've avoided Europe and its multitudes of terribleness. But it turns out, much to my surprise, there is actually one place in Europe that is worth seeing: these tiny islands off the coast of Scotland, where God's chosen elixirs are distilled, barreled, and prepared for consumption. This is worth the trip. "Dear Ron, you have now reached the cliffsides overlooking the islands. As you sit here and gaze upon the waters, please read out loud the poem by the great Scotsman Robert Burns. Love, Leslie."
"Oh, were my love yon lilac fair, with purple blossoms to the spring, and I, a bird to shelter there, when wearied on my little wing, how I would mourn when it was torn by autumn wild and winter rude, but I would sing on wanton wing, when youthful may its bloom renewed." I don't know what she thought I'd get out of that.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, November 29, 2020

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode The Comeback Kid.

Monday, November 30, 2020

A quote from Leslie Knope in the episode Rock Show.

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode Flu Season.

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

A quote from Tom in the episode Prom.

Thursday, December 3, 2020

A quote from Jerry in the episode Sex Education.