Parks and Recreation Quote of the Day

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Quote from Andy in Moving Up (Part 2)

Andy: Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? [cheers and applause] I love this town so much, and I'm just so proud to live here. And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute to Pawnee's greatest treasure. [sings] Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said good-bye You take a running leap, and you learn to fly
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind.
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Silver!
Ron Swanson: [plays sax solo]
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind

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Saturday, September 19, 2020

Quote from Craig in Flu Season 2

Craig: Well, good night, everyone. I'm going to go home and feel totally fine. Who am I kidding? I'm going to go home, put on a Macy Gray album, and cry in the mirror!
Donna: Why are you bummed?
Craig: Are you all blind? I want that job at Tom's Bistro.
Tom: Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano. You'd have to show me you can bring it down a notch.
Craig: I'll bring it down 1,000 notches if I have to!

Friday, September 18, 2020

Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron and Tammys

Ron Swanson: So we need to find proof of every tax deduction I've taken in the last five years.
Leslie Knope: Ron, most of these aren't even receipts. This one says, "I bought supplies. 2007".
Ron Swanson: You won't find any bank statements either. I've heavily invested in gold which I've buried in several different locations around Pawnee. Or have I?

Thursday, September 17, 2020

Quote from Andy in Ann and Chris

Chris: Thank you all so much for helping me with these boxes. I'm just a little behind because every time I start, I get [sobs] a little emotional.
Tom: Hey, that box has my name on it.
Ben: Hey, this one has my name on it.
Andy: This one has plates' name on it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Quote from Tom in Pawnee Rangers

Tom: Three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self.
Both: [sing] Treat yourself 2011.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Once a year, Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?
Donna: Clothes.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Fragrances.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Massages.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Mimosas.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Fine leather goods.
Tom: Treat yourself!
Donna: It's the best day of the year.
Both: [sing] The best day of the year.

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Quote from Ron Swanson in London (Part 2)

Leslie Knope: Why are we here?
Ron Swanson: Just thought you needed some fresh air, even if that air is filled with the foul stench of European socialism.

Monday, September 14, 2020

Quote from Leslie Knope in Pawnee Rangers

Leslie Knope: Okay. Let's open up the floor to debate. Who- Yes, Abigail.
Abigail: Isn't it like Brown vs. The Board of Education? Separate but equal is never really equal. We should let the boys in.
Leslie Knope: Mmm, interesting. Casey?
Casey: I disagree. I think there's a benefit to educating the genders separately.
Leslie Knope: I see where you're coming from. Let's hear from a ranger. Anyone? Darren?
Darren: It's cold and dirty out here. And you guys have candy. I want the candy.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The goddesses are making some well-informed statements, but the most compelling point is from Darren, about the candy. We have amazing candy in there.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, September 21, 2020

A quote from Leslie Knope in the episode Indianapolis.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode Moving Up (Part 1).

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

A quote from Tom in the episode Eagleton.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

A quote from Ron Swanson in the episode Gryzzlbox.

Friday, September 25, 2020

A quote from Leslie Knope in the episode Meet n Greet.