The Office Quote of the Day

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Promotion

Dwight K. Schrute: People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It's great. Eventually, they'll rise up and revolt. My only hope is that they do it sooner rather than later. If the people here were our founding fathers, the Revolutionary War would have been delayed ten years. Because Stanley Washington was napping. And Phyllis Hancock was still signing the declaration. And Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Farm

Erin: Dwight, what a ridiculous, fancy clown you are.
Dwight K. Schrute: I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died.
Pam: Oh, Dwight. I'm so sorry. Were you guys close?
Dwight K. Schrute: I would say that she raised me, but let's not kid each other. I raised myself. She was, however, the closest thing I had to a mother.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: My actual mother was very cold and distant. I'd say she was the closest thing I had to an aunt.

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Quote from Jim in The Meeting

Jim: I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.

Monday, January 17, 2022

Quote from Michael Scott in Booze Cruise

Michael Scott: Leader ship. The word "ship" is hidden inside the word "leadership" as its derivation. So if this office is in fact a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Quote from Pam in New Boss

Pam: I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Quote from Pam in Search Committee

Pam: Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Intel has told us there were at least seven.
Creed: Okay. I already see one, gimme. Okay.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: They're the same picture.

Friday, January 14, 2022

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Couples Discount

Dwight K. Schrute: I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly as I tell him to. All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. In which case, we're in for an epic, confusing showdown.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, January 21, 2022

A quote from Dwight K. Schrute in the episode Welcome Party.

Saturday, January 22, 2022

A quote from Erin in the episode Lice.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

A quote from Stanley in the episode Andy's Ancestry.

Monday, January 24, 2022

A quote from Michael Scott in the episode Threat Level Midnight.

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

A quote from Jim in the episode Cocktails.