The Office Quote of the Day
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Jim: You need to let him go.
Michael Scott: Let go of little jerk boy? Before he has learned his lesson?
Michael Scott: You know what, Jim? World would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions.
Jim: Yes, but not by kidnapping them.
Michael Scott: I'm not kidnapping him. I'm keeping him until I get what I want.
Jim: As a hostage.
Michael Scott: I think you're overthinking it.
Jim: I think you're under-thinking it.
Friday, September 25, 2020
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, since it is your 15th anniversary at the company, I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a 15-minute round of applause.
Michael Scott: I like it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Followed by a 15-minute moment of silence.
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Dwight K. Schrute: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Jim: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe, you win.
Monday, September 21, 2020
Michael Scott: Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice, like a white guy who went to prison for polluting a black guy's lake.
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Erin: For a while there I thought something would change. But nope. Andy's still with Jessica, they even carpool together most days. I don't know, I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica.
Sunday, September 27, 2020
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