The Office Quote of the Day

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Quote from Angela in Boys and Girls

Angela: I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman, the head of Accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.

Recent Quotes

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote from Creed in A.A.R.M.

Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote from Creed in The Farm

Pam: We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. He was awful to us. And, he still is. How much is a cupcake? $2.50? Is that the price of our dignity?
Creed: $3.75 a cupcake, actually. $3.67 if you buy a dozen.
[aside to camera:]
Creed: I never forget a number. Names? In one ear and out the other. Places? Nope. Faces? That's rich. But, numbers? I have a gift. I guess that's why I'm an accountant.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Phyllis' Wedding

Dwight K. Schrute: Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Quote from Jim in A.A.R.M.

Jim: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew. Every instinct. Every rational calculation.
Dwight K. Schrute: Some sort of virus?
Jim: Love.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Quote from Michael Scott in Whistleblower

Michael Scott: We at Sabre have betrayed the trust that we have built with our customers. We regret our slow response and our lapse in candor and judgment. At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. We will not rest until this problem is solved. There will be no questions. Are there any questions?

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Body Language

Dwight K. Schrute: Just once, I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, July 5, 2020

A quote from Dwight K. Schrute in the episode Stairmageddon.

Monday, July 6, 2020

A quote from Michael Scott in the episode Classy Christmas.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

A quote from Jim in the episode Dwight Christmas.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

A quote from Dwight K. Schrute in the episode Cafe Disco.

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A quote from Jim in the episode Two Weeks.