The Office Quote of the Day

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Quote from Jim in The Promotion

Jim: I've been studying Michael for years, and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. How Michael spends his time. As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others, and this tiny sliver here is critical thinking. I made it bigger, so that you could see it.


Recent Quotes

Monday, June 27, 2022

Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Toby

Michael Scott: My whole life, I have known two things. I love sex, and I want to have kids. And I always thought that those two things would go hand in hand. But now, I think it might be one or the other.

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Quote from Jim in The Secret

Michael Scott: What? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael Scott: What's "updog"?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: [laughing] Oh, wow. I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant.

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Quote from Meredith in Stress Relief

Meredith: Michael? You ran over me with your car. You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said "Gross"...
Michael Scott: Well-
Meredith: Michael, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget.

Friday, June 24, 2022

Quote from Ryan in Garage Sale

Ryan: My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her, "Mom, you should sell this, you'd make a fortune", and she always says, "No, it's just for family." Well, finally I was like [bleep] it, I'll sell it. So I'm like, "Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends", and she's like, "Uh, okay." Pesto party? Really? Anyway, she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis just had that mom look I wanted.

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Quote from Gabe in Gettysburg

Gabe: Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools... I don't see it.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Welcome Party

Dwight K. Schrute: I wonder if king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in England. I really should have a Tweeter account.

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

A quote from Dwight K. Schrute in the episode Lice.

Thursday, June 30, 2022

A quote from Dwight K. Schrute in the episode Training Day.

Friday, July 1, 2022

A quote from Angela in the episode Fun Run.

Saturday, July 2, 2022

A quote from Erin in the episode Last Day in Florida.

Sunday, July 3, 2022

A quote from Dwight K. Schrute in the episode Lecture Circuit: Part 1.