Abbott Elementary Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- 201 Development Day
- 202 Wrong Delivery
- 203 Story Samurai
- 204 The Principal's Office
- 205 Juice
- 206 Candy Zombies
- 207 Attack Ad
- 208 Egg Drop
- 209 Sick Day
- 210 Holiday Hookah
- 211 Read-A-Thon
- 212 Fight
- 213 Fundraiser
- 214 Valentine's Day
- 215 Fire
- 216 Teacher Conference
- 217 Mural Arts
- 218 Teacher Appreciation
- 219 Festival
- 220 Educator of the Year
- 221 Mom
- 222 Franklin Institute
Abbott Elementary
A documentary crew follows the under-resourced staff at a predominantly Black public school in Philadelphia.
Starring:
Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Janelle James, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Sheryl Lee Ralph, William Stanford Davis.
Original Run: 2021-.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Barbara in Zoo Balloon
Barbara: [to camera] I have been through this many times before. [Gregory and Janine shouting "Kenny!"] The worst was 2005. A child by the name of August got lost in The Hershey Factory, looking for a chocolate river. Mnh!
Quote from Gregory in Step Class
Jacob: Gregory, you never told us your favorite pizza place.
Gregory: Oh, I should sit this one out. I'm more of a Baltimore-style pizza guy.
Barbara: Ooh, Baltimore pizza. I've never heard about that. What makes it so different?
Gregory: You never heard of Baltimore style? Oh, it's... It's great. It's, um, really crunchy... and, like, wet.
Melissa: Wet?
Gregory: Yeah, yeah. No, it's... it's... It's, um... it's great. Next time you're there, go to, um... Say Cheese. Say Cheese Pizza. It's... They soak it. It's, like, sopping. It's... mmm. I gotta go talk to a child about a little thing.
Quote from Barbara in Candy Zombies
Janine: But, uh, Barbara, what are you doing tonight?
Barbara: I'm going to a screening of Rocky Horror at my church. [off Janine's look] They take out all the cursing, all the references to sex and sexuality. It comes in at just under 26 minutes, and it is a hoot!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: It's a yearly tradition. We've watched Nightmare Before Christmas, but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft, and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker.