Holly: Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning. "It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours?" Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree. But ideally you would've selected "totally agree."
Phyllis: I thought "very strongly agree" sounded stronger than "totally agree."
Holly: Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally you would all totally agree with that statement.

Holly: Oh, I get it. Everybody knows about the ultimatum.
Kelly: Yes, I told everyone.
Holly: [sticking both ring fingers up] Ha ha, ha ha!
Kevin: Hey, right back at you, bitch!

Holly: You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.
Michael Scott: What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. And, yes, it might have been funny. But it also would have been incredibly tragic.
Dwight K. Schrute: I could not agree more. And just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim for acute psychological distress.
Jim: What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me.
Dwight K. Schrute: With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? No. I thought we were just playing.
Holly: Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.

Holly: We're gonna be just fine. You know how you say something over and over and the words start to sound weird? Going to be just fine... just fine... just fine... just fine...

Michael Scott: Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.
Holly: What? What are you talking about?
Michael Scott: Actually, it's Valentine's Day. Shouldn't be doing this today. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Holly: No, we're gonna talk now. You're not breaking up with me.
Michael Scott: You're gonna go back to Nashua, eventually, and I can't handle it. So let's just- Let's-
Holly: What if I said it wasn't up to them?
Michael Scott: Who?
Holly: The company. Nobody knows our future, but it's not gonna be decided by the company. It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.

Holly: Yeah, it was a good day. I mean, first day's are always the hardest, right? Well, I should go. I gotta buckle him in.

Holly: Pencils down! Just kidding. Take your time.
[aside to camera:]
Holly: Today is ethics day. After they finish the quiz, I'm gonna run my first meeting here. It's gonna be in-sane! No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.

Michael Scott: Kendall, my main man.
Kendall: [on speaker phone] Listen, Holly, Michael, I just got the report that your branch submitted, and there's a lot of stuff about a relationship Meredith is having-
Holly: Yes, that came out during the ethics seminar.
Michael Scott: And let the record show that it was during the immunity part of the seminar.
Kendall: I'm not sure these circumstances warrant any action.
Holly: Oh, I think it's pretty clear it was unethical.
Kendall: what I can gather, it seems like a gray area. Look, to be honest, the company's getting a discount at a tough time in our balance sheet, I don't know that the right thing to do for the company is to turn our noses up at that.
Holly: Um, Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company, but I'm just not happy about the way we're getting it.
Kendall: I thought it was clear with you, Holly. Your task was to get signatures from the employees showing that they completed the training.
Holly: No, I understand-
Kendall: Cause every other branch has managed to get those. So if it's not something you can handle, then that's a different discussion.
Holly: No. No, I can do it.

Michael Scott: I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.
Holly: Ooh, yes please. Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?
Michael Scott: What?
Holly: Do you have a script for the sketch, or...
Michael Scott: Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?
Holly: Crystal cool.

Holly: [on answering machine] This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up. [beep]