Karen Flippelli Quotes Page 1 of 3

Quote from Gay Witch Hunt

Karen: Jim's nice enough. I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera, like this. What is that?

Quote from Cocktails

Jim: Now you stay here and have fun 'cause I'm going to go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace.
Karen: Okay. Don't mention that you and I are dating 'cause I think he might still have feelings for me.
Jim: Wallace? What the hell? Have you dated, like, every guy here? [Karen smiles at Jim] Wow. Okay. You got me.
Karen: I so got you. So none of them? Of course not. I mean you're, kind of, like, my first.
Jim: Really?
Karen: Oh, my God, it's so easy it's not even fun.

Quote from The Negotiation

Karen: When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.

Quote from Branch Wars

Karen: I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.

Quote from Branch Wars

Karen: I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah, seeing him climb out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies warehouse uniform felt pretty good.

Quote from Lecture Circuit: Part 1

Pam: So, when are you due?
Karen: In about a month.
Pam: Wow. That is wonderful. Congratulations.
Karen: Thank you. It just all happened so fast.
Michael Scott: It's really amazing. Congratulations, Karen. So, is there a guy or a person or a sperm machine that did this to you or?
Karen: Yes, Michael. My husband impregnated me. His name is Dan. This is us. So dorky.
Pam: He's cute.
Karen: He's a dermatologist. We met at a bar. Can you believe that?
Pam: What is happening there?
Karen: Yeah. Don't even. That's really dorky.
Pam: It's really sweet.
Michael Scott: No, it's really dorky. You were right the first time.

Quote from The Job

Karen: So that's my basic five-year plan and then after that who knows?
David: Okay. Now, this may seem like an odd question.
Karen: Yeah?
David: What do you think about Michael Scott?
Karen: He's a very nice man. And he's very well-suited for the job he has now.
David: This is off the record.
Karen: He would be a disaster.

Quote from The Merger

Jim: [on the phone] Hey, where you at, Filippelli?
Karen: I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.
Jim: What's wrong, you didn't have a good first day?
Karen: Oh, my God!

Quote from The Coup

Karen: Look how cute he is. And he's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.
Jim: I'm sorry, what are you whispering about me?
Karen: No, nothing. Just concentrate on turning around.
Jim: Yeah, I'm trying, I just-
Karen: Just tap "S" then "D."
Jim: Oh.
Karen: Any last words? No?
Jim: What? Wow! Psychopath.

Quote from Women's Appreciation

Karen: Frankly, it's kind of insulting. But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car, so I can do that.

Quote from A Benihana Christmas (Part 1)

Angela: What is that? "The Committee to Plan Parties invites you "to a Margarita-Karaoke-Christmas"? There's no such thing as the Committee to Plan Parties.
Pam: There is now. We just started it.
Angela: Well, you can't just start a committee. You have to have funding.
Karen: What's your funding?
Angela: Two hundred dollars.
Pam: What's ours again?
Karen: Two hundred and one dollars.

Quote from Back from Vacation

Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Jim: Oh, my God, Karen, you're right. That is Animal from the Muppet Babies.
Dwight K. Schrute: You can't see my stomach.

Quote from The Negotiation

Karen: Hey, maybe you want to come over and raid my closet?
Michael Scott: No, I don't want to do that because I'm twice your size anyway.

Quote from Diwali

Karen: Hey, dummy, get in the car.
Jim: I'm a drunk driver.
Karen: Yes, you are. Here, let me take that thing. Just get in the car.
Jim: Okay. You can really hold your liquor, though, really.
Karen: Yeah. You can't.
Jim: Okay. And I am just going to lie down in the back, if that's all right?
Karen: Sure. Here's your bag. Just don't puke on anything.

Quote from The Job

Karen: Hey, thank you so much for driving me down for my interview.
Jim: Totally. No problem. What are you interviewing for, by the way? My assistant? Or-
Karen: Oh, you know, I'm going to have a congratulations Karen party tomorrow night at a friend's house.
Jim: Oh, wow. That sounds fun. Is your friend named Karen, too? What did she accomplish?
Karen: No. I'm sorry, I should have been clearer. It's for me.
Jim: Oh.
Karen: Because I'm going to get the job.