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Season 7, Episode 16 -  Aired February 10, 2011

On Valentine's Day, Michael and Holly's public displays of affection make their colleagues uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Erin spends the day with Andy trying to solve Gabe's romantic treasure hunt, and Pam and Jim return to work after a boozy Valentine's Day lunch.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.


Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: No, no, it's great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban Enterprises.

Quote from Holly

Holly: I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head.

Quote from Holly

Michael Scott: What are our plans for tonight? Umm...
Holly: [imitates a squeaky bed; they both laugh]

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.

Quote from Holly

Michael Scott: I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.
Holly: Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.
Michael Scott: That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?
Holly: We weren't in love last time.
Michael Scott: I was in love with you.
Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: I don't know, guys. I, for one, enjoy watching them, because...
Angela: No, stop! Just don't.
Oscar: Kevin!
Kevin: Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
All: [groans]
Angela: Kevin!

Quote from Gabe

Gabe: Okay. So, PDAs. That's gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh...
Kevin: Booby honking.
Gabe: Yeah, booby honking. Sure.
Kevin: Butt honking.
Gabe: Butt honking. Yeah, all the honking.
Creed: The one where you start in a crouched position, then you leap...
Gabe: Sure. Basically, there's no precise definition, but you know it when you see it.

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