Holly: Hi.
Kevin: Did you bring us anything from Nashua?
Holly: Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.
Michael Scott: That's adorable.
Holly: Would you put those out?
Erin: To throw out? Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone?
Holly: Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.

Michael Scott: [as Mikanos] Hello.
Hank: Look, you want to order something?
Michael Scott: She will have a greekaccino.
Hank: I don't know what that is.
Michael Scott: It...
Holly: [in accent] It's a very strong coffee with milk from a goat.
Michael Scott: [laughs] I can't believe-ee. It's a miracle. She can talk!
Holly: No more brain damage.
Michael Scott: No more brain damage!
Holly: Ahh!

Holly: Okay, let's get started.
Todd: After you!
Holly: Oh, Michael! This'll be just us.
Michael Scott: Oh, yes yes yes yes. Just so you know, he's at his funniest when you've given him five shots.
Holly: All right.
Michael Scott: And it also helps if you've had five shots.
Holly: I already have.
Michael Scott: Whoa!

Holly: Okay: Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Charlie Bit My Finger, Michael Scott, then all the way down here ... Todd Packer.
Michael Scott: That's insane!
Holly: Honey, he's a jerk.

Holly: I think I need to go home to Colorado. My dad isn't doing so well.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay. For how long?
Holly: I don't know.
Michael Scott: Is he alright?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael Scott: You okay?
Holly: Yeah. Yeah, it's just, you know, I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad.
Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah well you definitely need to do that.
Holly: And I want you to come with me. know that's a lot to ask of a boyfriend..
Michael Scott: Okay.
Holly: And I was thinking, you know, maybe since given our last conversation that we're both ready, Michael Scott will you...
Michael Scott: No, no. Shut- Shut it. Mmm. Oh, God. Nope, nope, nope.
[aside to camera:]
Holly: Uh, what?