Holly: So... You know, somehow, after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere and getting some dessert.
Michael Scott: Oh, well, you know what? You should go to the Glider Diner. Ask Stanley about that. He practically lives there.
Holly: Okay.
Kevin: I'll go to the diner with you.
Holly: That would be great.
Kevin: Yeah, we can go eat pie.
Holly: I love pie.
Kevin: Me too.

[Michael raps as Holly lays the beat]
Michael Scott: I'm Mc Mike Scott And I am hot She's Dj Jazzy Flax And she is the best All those sucker branches Can suck our fat...
Holly: Wikka wikka wikka what?

Angela: Listen, dummy, it's not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A g.d. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You do not talk to him like that!
Angela: But he's an idiot!
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot.
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly: He is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait, back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
Holly: Wh-? No. Dwight-
Angela: Oh, Holly, that is very offensive.
Holly: I'm sorry.

Holly: It's been a little tense. People are suspicious of me, and my best friend in the office won't even talk to me. Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular. I should know, because in middle school, I was the hall monitor, and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker. I was just hoping middle school was over.

Jan: Oh, I was just catching up on my sleep.
Holly: I can imagine.
Jan: Where's Astrid?
Holly: Oh, I think she's on a sales call.
Jan: On a what?
Holly: Waa! More paper! Waa! [laughing] No, she's just on a coffee break.
Jan: [sarcastically] That's funny.
Holly: She's with Angela.

Michael Scott: Listen, about the tickets. It's sort of a gray- Kind of a gray area in terms of whether I had them.
[aside to camera:]
Holly: The Springsteen tickets seemed too good to be true. But a lot of Michael seems too good to be true. So far it's all true. But yeah, those tickets really seemed too good to be true.

Holly: It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, I said "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" He said "I asked you first." And I said "first" at the same time he did. And then I said "jinx." And then we never talked about it again, and haven't been back to the conversation, so...

Michael Scott: We could do a movie... sort of thing.
Holly: [gasps] We could do Back to the Future.
Michael Scott: Oh!
Holly: We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time to fix their parents.
Michael Scott: Could we get a Delorean?
Holly: Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.
Michael Scott: Oh! [to the theme of "Jaws"] Dun-der. Dun-der...
Holly: Dun-der. Dun-der...
Michael Scott: Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!!
Holly: Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.
Michael Scott: No. No.

Michael Scott: And now, presenting...
Both: SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]
Michael Scott: [imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music]
Holly: Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?
Michael Scott: Yes, I am.
Holly: For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.
Holly: That is correct! ["torturing" Michael] How did you know that?!
Michael Scott: Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!

Holly: Hey.
Dwight K. Schrute: What are you doing?
Holly: Oh, just changing my cell phone plan. Okay. Okay. Here you go. I'll take my free stress ball too now.
Cell Phone Sales Person: Sure thing. Here you go, Miss... Okay, Fanny Smellmore. Real original.
Holly: What?
Cell Phone Sales Person: You know what? Say hi to Orville Tootenbacher for me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Tootenbacher.
Erin: Orville Tootenbacher. That's Michael's millionaire character that...
Dwight and Erin: farts popcorn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course. He was here. She's the key. Amazing. Holly. Hey, where you would you like to go next? Holly?
Holly: Are their egg rolls really that big?