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Quote from Branch Closing

Roy: I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, "You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)"? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.

Quote from Phyllis' Wedding

Roy: Hey! They're playing our song, huh?
Pam: Yeah, that's weird. I thought they only played The Police.
Roy: I know. I I gave them 20 bucks. You wanna dance?

Quote from Boys and Girls

Roy: Jim. Jim Halpert. Hey, I, you know, heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam and-
Jim: Oh, no, no.
Roy: No, no, it's cool, 'cause I know you're a good guy, and I know that that crush ended a long time ago. So, you know, we're cool. All right?
Jim: Yeah. No, yeah. Definitely.
Roy: You know, it's great with me. 'Cause that way I'm glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with.
Jim: Oh.
Roy: And then she's not all "bap, bap, bap, bap," you know, when she gets home.
Jim: Yeah. I like talking to her, too.
Roy: So, we're cool, right?
Jim: Yes. Yeah.

Quote from The Negotiation

Roy: I'm so sorry, Pammy. I mean, I wasn't going to do anything, but then I kept thinking about you two together. I just thought you guys were really good friends or maybe he was gay or something. Not that that's wrong.

Quote from Gay Witch Hunt

Roy: After Pam dumped me, I kind of stopped taking care of myself for a while there, and I hit bottom when I had a drunk driving arrest. Yeah, I've been working out and, you know, I'm not going to take her for granted. I got to win her back.

Quote from Roy's Wedding

Jim: Thanks for inviting us, by the way.
Roy: Are you kidding?
Jim: That was- That was a surprise.
Roy: Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. Just kidding.
Jim: You're welcome.

Quote from Roy's Wedding

Jim: By the way, man, this place is beautiful.
Roy: Started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it'd take off?
Jim: Gravel company?
Roy: Yeah. What about you? What are you doing?
Jim: Not gravel, obviously. No, things are good. Things are good. Got some stuff in the works. So-

Quote from Roy's Wedding

Roy: So, uh, it was a year ago today that I met Laura. I thought she was my waitress and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place. You are full of surprises. You are my beautiful mystery girl. And, today, I have a surprise for you. [approaches piano]
Jim: He plays piano?
Pam: No. Roy? No.
Roy: You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this. Um, so, I hope that you like it. [sits in front of piano]
Darryl: [clapping] You got this, Roy.
[Roy begins playing and singing Billy Joel's "She's Got a Way About Her"]

Quote from Ben Franklin

Roy: I'm not really into strippers. You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy, the art.

Quote from Christmas Party

Roy: This is awesome.
Pam: I know. It's totally gonna change the way I work out.
Roy: Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.
Pam: So what are you gonna get me instead?
Roy: I don't know. Probably, like, a sweater or something.

Quote from Booze Cruise

Roy: Everybody, could I get your attention for just a second? Can you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important and Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. [cheering] How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it!

Quote from Phyllis' Wedding

Pam: Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.
Roy: I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning. Yeah. Sorry about that.
Pam: It's okay.
Roy: Well, you think it sucks for you? I'm the one who actually wanted to get married.

Quote from A Benihana Christmas (Part 1)

Roy: So I only use three?
Pam: If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.
Roy: OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?
Pam: Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.
Roy: OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?
Pam: Oh yeah, your mom would love that.

Quote from Cocktails

Roy: Are they gonna call the cops?
Kenny: No. I paid them off.
Roy: Jet ski money?
Kenny: All of it.
Roy: I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.

Quote from Back from Vacation

Roy: Hey. You remember when we were planning our honeymoon, and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?
Pam: Yeah.
Roy: I was definitely right. Oh, brother.