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The Office: Goodbye, Toby

418. Goodbye, Toby

Aired May 15, 2008

On Toby's last day, Michael meets the new H.R. representative, Holly Flax. Meanwhile, Phyllis is put in charge of organizing a big send-off for Toby, and Ryan's career takes a dive in New York.

Quote from Jim

Dwight K. Schrute: [answering cell phone] Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. Hello?
Jim: [on headset] Hello, this is Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello? Hello?
Jim: Yes, we do have that. Hold on one second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, what are you doing?
Jim: And how many would you like?
Dwight K. Schrute: Hang that up right now.
Jim: Absolutely. I can get that out to you immediately.
Dwight K. Schrute: This man is an imposter. Don't do business with him, this is not Dwight Schrute.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Dwight left his cell phone on his desk. So, naturally, I paired it to my headset.

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: Well, this is what happened. Ryan's big project was the web site, which wasn't doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as office sales, and once as web site sales. Which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit and get my hair done. And then be, like, "Hi, Ryan." And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, "Damn! Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison."

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Holly is sweet and simple. Like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.

Quote from Creed

Creed: The pleasure is all mine.
Holly: Oh, thanks. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.
Creed: Any time.
Holly: What do you do here?
Creed: Excuse me.
[aside to camera:]
Creed: What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. What do I do? Really, what do I do here? I should have written it down. "Qua" something. Qua Quar Quibo Qual Quir Quabity. Quabity assuance. No. No, no, no, no. But I'm getting close.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: My whole life, I have known two things. I love sex, and I want to have kids. And I always thought that those two things would go hand in hand. But now, I think it might be one or the other.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan?
Pam: Absolutely.
Jim: Right to voice mail. Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voice mail because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: What the hell's going on here?!
Dwight K. Schrute: Nothing you need to know the details of.
Michael Scott: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: No, there's not.
Michael Scott: Why did you do that?
Dwight K. Schrute: It was playful hazing.
Michael Scott: No, there's no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now. And maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you'll see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years! She is the best. Take care of that, all right?

Quote from Jim

Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, fine, I'll just let it go to voice mail.
Jim: [on headset] Hello, this is Dwight.
Pam: Hey, is this Dwight?
Jim: Yes, it is.
Pam: Oh, my goodness, you sound sexy.
Jim: Oh, thank you. I've been working out.
Dwight K. Schrute: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You're talking to Jim.
Pam: Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: No! Pam, I'm over here.
Pam: I'm confused.
Dwight K. Schrute: Disconnect that right now. You give me your earpiece.
Jim: I can't do that. Unsanitary.

Quote from Jim

Dwight K. Schrute: Argh. You know what, fine. I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. Done.
Jim: [answering his office phone] This is Dwight.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Oh. And I forwarded his desk phone to mine.
[back:]
Jim: Oh, hello, mater. Good news, I've married. Tell fater. [hangs up] Such a nice woman.
[Dwight smashes his cell phone against the table.]

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against human resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider, though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: So, I have no idea how you- How you sit like that.
Holly: Yoga.
Michael Scott: [as Yoda] Sit on floor and put together chair we will. [chuckling] Yoda.
Holly: [as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece you will.

Quote from Michael Scott

Toby: Wow. Thanks, Michael. I didn't expect-
Michael Scott: Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.

Quote from Holly

Michael Scott: So are you in town this weekend? 'Cause I'm not- I'm not- I'm not gonna be in town. I'm going out of town.
Holly: Oh. So you can't make my orgy? Kidding.
Michael Scott: Kidding. Acting!
Holly: Acting!
Michael Scott: Acting!
Holly: Lovitz.
Michael Scott: Yeah.

Quote from Holly

Holly: Cool. You drive your own car?
Kevin: Yup, this is my car. Do you drive your own car?
Holly: Yep, just like you.
Kevin: Okay, bye.
Holly: Bye. Kevin, I'm really proud of you.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. I came in extra early. So much energy. There are certain days that you know you'll remember the rest of your life. And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.

Quote from Holly

Michael Scott: Kevin. [answering cell phone] Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy.
Kevin: Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. You have to come down here.
Michael Scott: Just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back.
Kevin: No, I brought my money. There's something that you need to see.
Michael Scott: What is it?
Kevin: Just hurry. [Michael hangs up]
Holly: Is he okay?
Michael Scott: Yeah, he's at the supermarket. He needs me.
Holly: Well, the party, driving to the supermarket. It was a big day for him.
Michael Scott: Yeah, that's true.

Quote from Michael Scott

Pam: Did you need me to take notes?
Toby: Hi, Pam. Stay.
Pam: Okay.
Michael Scott: All right. Well then, I will proceed. I just have some questions that I was gonna ask. [reading from cards] Who do you think you are?
Toby: I'm Toby.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Correct. Um. What gives- What- What gives you the right?

Quote from Michael Scott

Holly: I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?
Michael Scott: Sure, you know what, that sounds good. I'll take a little looksie.
Holly: Here we go.
Michael Scott: Thank you. "What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?"
Toby: This place?
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Toby: I've got some ideas.
Michael Scott: I'm not asking it, I'm just reading it out loud.
Holly: Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.
Toby: Well, let me see. I would-
Michael Scott: [whispering] I'll kill you.
Toby: I guess everything's okay.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: I made it this far, right? What's the point?

Quote from Michael Scott

Pam: Toby, why don't you open your present?
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey- This might not be what I think that I don't even know's in there 'cause there are a lot of presents in my car, and I don't know which is which.
Toby: "Suck on this."
Michael Scott: What the hell is that?
Holly: Michael.
Michael Scott: What do you mean "Michael"?! That's not even my handwriting. Hey! What the hell is going on here?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?!
Dwight K. Schrute: You did.
Michael Scott: No!
Dwight K. Schrute: You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line.

Quote from Phyllis

Michael Scott: No anti-gravity machine, huh?
Phyllis: Sorry, Michael. I don't think they're real.
Michael Scott: The ferris wheel is pretty cool, though.

Quote from Michael Scott

Holly: Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up.
Michael Scott: That's what she- A lot of places are like that.
Holly: I think it's really cool you hired Kevin.
Michael Scott: Thanks.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Tuna! I'm engaged!
Jim: I know. That's awesome, man. That's great.
Andy: Mr. Andrew Bernard. It's got a nice ring to it.

Quote from Michael Scott

Holly: So, you missed something really big.
Michael Scott: Yeah?
Holly: Yeah. Andy proposed to one of your accountants.
Michael Scott: Oh, wow.
Holly: That's as specific as I can be on my first day.
Michael Scott: Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. I can also see him proposing to Oscar.

Quote from Holly

Holly: So... You know, somehow, after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere and getting some dessert.
Michael Scott: Oh, well, you know what? You should go to the Glider Diner. Ask Stanley about that. He practically lives there.
Holly: Okay.
Kevin: I'll go to the diner with you.
Holly: That would be great.
Kevin: Yeah, we can go eat pie.
Holly: I love pie.
Kevin: Me too.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: First thing on the agenda. Actually, the only thing on the agenda is that status of Toby's going away party.
Angela: We have a buttercream cake and a slide show of Toby. But so far we only have two pictures of him.
Michael Scott: Okay, well, this will not do. Toby is going away forever, and we need to do something very, very special. In some cultures, when somebody leaves, like New Orleans culture, they have a parade, and they have a band. And people party in the streets.
Pam: Do you mean leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans funeral?

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for $50. And lately she has been sending me, like, nine or ten checks a year. As Nana starts to... But I knew I should be saving it for something. I just didn't know what I should be saving it for. And then I had an awakening. Michael, buy a motorcycle. So I put the money in my shoe, and then I forgot about it until now.

Quote from Pam

Pam: I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. And down the road, if we have a family, I couldn't go then either. So the timing's perfect. And that is the first time I've ever used the word "perfect" in here.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Michael Scott: Toby's replacement. Ugh. Wow.
Dwight K. Schrute: So what do we know about her?
Michael Scott: Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. Oh, strike one. I hate her already.
Dwight K. Schrute: I hate her too.
Michael Scott: Why do you hate her?
Dwight K. Schrute: Because she stinks with her ways and her head. [sighs]
Michael Scott: You know, Dwight, sometimes- I don't know, I think you say things just to agree with me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Would that be such a bad thing?
Michael Scott: Yeah, it would. Just have a thought. Have an original thought! Although I will agree that her head is weird.

Quote from Holly

Toby: Michael Scott, this is Holly.
Holly: Hi.
Michael Scott: Hi, yeah, right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, god, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here. My job is to make the office fun, your job is to make the office lame. And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. And only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert I'm gonna win.
Holly: Man, someone doesn't like H.R.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Holly: What did you do to him?
Toby: Nothing.
Michael Scott: No, he tortured me with his awfulness.
Holly: Yeah, I know what you mean. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Well, look, I'll let you get back to work, but I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott.

Quote from Holly

Holly: Hi.
Kevin: Hi.
Holly: What do you do?
Kevin: I do the numbers.
Holly: Oh, good for you.
Kevin: Do you want an M&M?
Holly: Oh, no, that is so sweet. But thank you, though.
Kevin: Yeah, I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.
Holly: Well, that is a very safe place for them.
Kevin: Yeah.

Quote from Michael Scott

Jim: You don't love Holly.
Michael Scott: I think I do.
Jim: But you just met her.
Michael Scott: Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was- No. It was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.
Jim: Oh, okay, it doesn't work like that.

Quote from Jim

Michael Scott: This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me.
Jim: And that's really sweet. And you can think that, but you don't say that out loud. And you definitely don't say it to her.
Michael Scott: I don't want her to get away.
Jim: I know. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? I mean, the office is a great place for that. Pam and I, we got to know each other right out there. I mean, first time we joked around was at my desk. And the first meal we ever had was in the break room, actually. We were at two separate tables and I remember that. The first time we kissed even was right outside, and... Look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really, really well, like I did. Right here at work.

Quote from Holly

Holly: Hey, Kevin.
Kevin: Hi.
Holly: Do you need some help?
Kevin: I can't decide what to get.
Holly: Well, what do you like to eat?
Kevin: Well, I like pretzels, but I really like chips.
Holly: Hmm. Well, how much money do you have there? Okay, let's see. 50. This is a button. 55, 65... Okay, you have 75 cents. So that means you could get anything up on the top row.
Kevin: Hmm.

Quote from Jim

Jim: [on cell phone] Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Look,I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you know what, I really don't care because you're trying to get rid of me. And I bet you think I don't care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place, but guess what I'm not going anywhere.

Quote from Holly

Holly: Damn it!
Michael Scott: Hello, Holly. What are you doing? You don't- You don't have to do that. I mean, we have already put-together chairs. That's how we buy them, actually.
Holly: I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair, and that made this up/down lever thing not work.
And then I took the whole chair apart, and that is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? I'm gonna sell the movie rights.
Michael Scott: And the sequel, woman stands at desk and works.

Quote from Angela

Phyllis: Hello, Angela.
Angela: Phyllis, you look like you're gonna have a heart attack.
Phyllis: Could I get a list of your vendors?
Angela: I shredded it.
Phyllis: Why would you do that?
Angela: Gosh, I just don't know. Why do you think?
Phyllis: [knocks Angela's books off her desk] Sorry.

Quote from Michael Scott

Toby: What'd you guys do?
Michael Scott: Oh, there he is. Thought you had gone home already. Why don't you go home and come back for the party?
Toby: Well, we still have to do the exit interview.
Michael Scott: Yes, we do.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: I'll let you in on a little secret. I've been looking forward to this moment. Very, very much. I I have been steeped in anticipation. Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for 12 years, and I am now his cruise director.
And my name is captain Bruisin'.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what that is? You know what that is? That is a psyche. Psyche. So, that is not my real gift to Toby.
Pam: So what is your gift?
Michael Scott: My gift is forthcoming, Pam.
Pam: What is it?
Michael Scott: I am going to give Toby...
Pam: Your watch?
Michael Scott: [quietly] Yes, I am. That was it. How did you know that?
Pam: I just knew.
Michael Scott: How did you know?
Holly: Oh, that is so sweet.
Michael Scott: Well... That's my watch.
Toby: Thanks. I'm gonna set it to Costa Rica time.

Quote from Pam

Pam: Is Jim gonna propose tonight? He is, isn't he? No, he's not. Is he?

Quote from Meredith

Dwight K. Schrute: It's not rabid.
Meredith: Thanks for bringing that up.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: All right. Let's hear it for Darryl and his band. You know what? Let's also give a shout out to Phyllis for this awesome party, huh? Probably the best one that we have ever had, right? But the real reason that we are here is to say good-bye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.
Pam: Song parody writer.
Michael Scott: I have done things like "Beers in Heaven".
Jim: Classic.
Michael Scott: Or "Total Eclipse of The Fart."
Jim: Not my favorite, but-
Pam: I like that one.
Michael Scott: I love to sing them, but I am not going to be doing that today. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. Do you know, um, Goodbye Stranger, Supertramp?

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: [singing to the tune of "Goodbye, Stranger" by Supertramp] It was early morning yesterday I was up before the dawn and I really have enjoyed my stay but Toby must be moving on Goodbye, Toby it's been nice hope you find your paradise Come tomorrow feel no pain Feel no pain Toby! Toby! Tobee-yy! Toby's goin' away! See ya! He's outta here! See ya! He's outta here! Ohh! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Tooo-by!

Quote from Jan

Michael Scott: Wow! I can't believe it! Look at you! Are you nauseous?
Jan: No.
Michael Scott: Do you- Do you have cravings? You never touched my Propecia or my Accutane?
Jan: No, I didn't touch that.
Michael Scott: Good. Thank god. 'Cause that's- Wow, I'm so happy. I am so deliriously happy.
Jan: Why?
Michael Scott: Because you're pregnant. And because it obviously happened when we were together, and I am very proud-
Jan: Yeah, it did happen when we were together. That's true. But you are not- You're not the dad.
Michael Scott: You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?
Jan: No, I did not I did not cheat on you. I did not.
Michael Scott: Well, okay. Okay. So it's not mine, and it's not somebody else's, so I know the whole toilet seat thing is a myth, so-
Jan: I went to a sperm bank.
Michael Scott: You did? When we were going out?
Jan: Yeah.
Michael Scott: I don't understand. You always used to be very cautious. I'd wear two condoms.
Jan: I know.
Michael Scott: You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than mine?
Jan: No, no, no. It's not just any sperm bank. I mean, it's really- This is a really, really great place. It's amazing, actually. I'm gonna bring you the catalog. You should look through it. It's- And it's a fact, it's right next to that little breakfast place that you like in the city where you can draw on the tables.
Michael Scott: Ihop.
Jan: Ihop.

Quote from Jan

Jan: If I was 22 and I had lots of time to have lots of children, then sure, let's let Michael have a shot at one. But honestly, I need to make this one count.

Quote from Angela

Angela: Well, I hope you had fun today. 'Cause you're never ever throwing a party again.

Quote from Andy

Jim: Hey.
Andy: Can I have your attention, please? I was waiting for the right time to do this, and I can't think of a better time than right now, with the music playing, and all our friends around, and the fireworks going off. My parents are here Andrew and Ellen Bernard. Thank you for sharing in this joyous moment. Miss Angela Martin, will you please join me onstage?
[Angela shakes her head]
Andy: Okay, then I will come to you, my flower. [knocks over Darryl's keyboard]
Darryl: Damn it!
Andy: Angela, will you do me the honor of giving me your tiny hand in marriage?
Angela: ... Okay.
Andy: Into the mike, sweetie.
Angela: I said okay.
Andy: She said yes! And the crowd goes wild! Whoo!

Quote from Andy

Andy: I've been carrying that ring around in my wallet for six years. Because you don't know when you're gonna meet the right girl and the moment's gonna be right. And tonight, with the fireworks and the music and everything it was right.

Quote from Pam

Pam: I don't know, I just I really thought Jim was gonna propose tonight.

Quote from Holly

Holly: Yeah, it was a good day. I mean, first day's are always the hardest, right? Well, I should go. I gotta buckle him in.

Quote from Toby

Michael Scott: Well, this is it. I am here to see you off.
Toby: Thanks. Really, Michael?
Michael Scott: Sorry, corporate policy.
Toby: It's not.
Michael Scott: You might take something.
Hank: I don't think he's gonna take anything.
Michael Scott: Okay, security guard.
Toby: [watch beeping] Oh, some kind of alarm.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: [on the phone] Hi, Jan, it's Michael. I just- I just want to let you know that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow. And if there is any details you need to fill me in on, like what, exactly, Lamaze is, that would be great. And I will see you tomorrow morning. [to camera] I am going to be kind of a daddy.

Quote from Michael Scott

Toby: Morning.
Michael Scott: Mornin'. [to camera] So here we go. Just a matter of hours now until his horribleness has left the building. I'm going to set my watch alarm.

Quote from Angela

Michael Scott: If the devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have?
Angela: Michael.
Michael Scott: Like a beach blowout? Or a toga-
Angela: No, you know. No! You always do this. We have a nice, modest party planned, and you come in and demand the world. Let me be clear. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake, and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby won't be in them.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I want a party that makes me feel like I am flying through the air without this ugly weight holding me down. You know? I want an anti-gravity machine. I saw it in a movie. You drink a potion, and then you just start floating all around.
Pam: So how much anti-gravity potion do you want?
Angela: No, you know what? This is not a party-planning committee anymore. And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating.
Michael Scott: Phyllis. Can you do this?
Phyllis: Yes.

Quote from Toby

Toby: As part of my last day, I'm training the new human resources rep in the ways of the company. Again, the company has allotted for this training one day.

Quote from Toby

Toby: So this is H.R. This is your desk.
Holly Flax: I love the view.
Toby: Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

Quote from Pam

Pam: Hey.
Jim: Hey. What?
Pam: Guess who just got into the Pratt school of design.
Jim: No way! What'd I say? I said that they'd love those sketches. Congrats.
Pam: Oh, thank you. I don't know why I doubted it. Because I'm so clearly awesome.
Jim: Yes. So when do you start?
Pam: I don't know. I didn't read it carefully. I just saw "congratulations," and skimmed the list. I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: You know what we need to do?
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: We need to sell her an elevator pass.
Dwight K. Schrute: But our elevator doesn't require a-
Michael Scott: Exactly. A little old-fashioned hazing.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Woman: [on speaker phone] Antigravity machines?
Phyllis: That's right, yeah.
Woman: What do they do, exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Woman: Antigravity... Um, antidepressant? I could put you through to someone on that.
Phyllis: Okay.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Have you been introduced to Kevin?
Holly: No. Which one's Kevin?
Dwight K. Schrute: He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.
Holly: Oh, good for you guys.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Here she is. Holly. You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath of her. [laughing] So I know. Sorry. Question. Are you real, or are you a Hollygram?
Holly: [chuckling] Nice. I've never heard that one before, actually. That's good.
Michael Scott: I bet. Are these guys boring your ears off? No, no, I What is your commute like? How long does it take to get in? You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a CD player?
Holly: Um. Yeah. Okay. Thanks.
Michael Scott: Great.

Quote from Ryan

Jim: [on the phone] So I just got the fax. Closing the sale, and it's big. It is really big.
Ryan: Congratulations.
Jim: Thanks.
Ryan: Don't interrupt. Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the web site?
Jim: No, I didn't. I just logged it in.
Ryan: Okay, try to be a team player here, Jim. Log it in the web site.
Jim: Well, it already went through, so...
Ryan: Don't worry about that. Just re-log it. [hangs up]
Jim: Hello?

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Jim? I am downloading some n3p music-
Jim: That's not it.
Michael Scott: Yeah. For a CD mix tape for Holly.
Jim: Close.
Michael Scott: And I'm looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.
Jim: What are the two levels?
Michael Scott: The two levels being welcome to Scranton and I love you.
Jim: Okay, let's start with the "I love you" level.
Michael Scott: Hey, what's the group that was from Scranton that made it big? Was that U2?
Jim: Yes.

Quote from Jim

Jim: I was thinking fireworks for the party. What do you think?
Phyllis: Oh, boy, I appreciate your help, but I can't-
Jim: Oh, no. I just meant I wanted to pay to have fireworks at the party.
Phyllis: Why would you do that?
Jim: Because I'm gonna miss Toby. Yep, he's a heck of a guy, and I think we should send him off right. It doesn't matter. Here you go.
Phyllis: Really?
Jim: Well, we all want a good party, right?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I'm going to propose tonight. Holy crap!

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: I am totally gonna bang Holly! She is cute and helpful, and she really seems into me.


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