Angela: You embarrassed me earlier.
Erin: Oh. Take it up with the chief of police.
Angela: You think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Erin: I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Angela: You are throwing up for the wrong reasons!

Pam: Hey. You know I was engaged before Jim.
Erin: Really?
Pam: Yeah. And he worked here too.
Erin: [getting emotional] It was Andy, wasn't it?
Pam: No. No it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.
Erin: I hope you find what you're looking for.
Pam: ... Thank you.

Pam: What flavors did you get?
Erin: It's so exciting, Pam. The Eagles are doing a theme of ice creams in honor of turning 60.
Pam: "Despera-dough". "Witchy-womanilla". Why do they do this?

Erin: Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin! Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?

Erin: I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but there's this thing on Glee called mash-up, where two things that don't go together, make one great song. Take Gabe, take Michael, you make Gay Mike. Best friends.

Pam: The goal of this meeting is to get everybody excited about their resolutions! Who's been good about their resolutions so far? Erin. Tell us about it.
Erin: Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day. And I must say that it is going immensely.

Oscar: We got it! Wow! We got it!
Pam: Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful if Erin puts the last word in herself.
Oscar: Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely. Yes.
Erin: Yes.
Oscar: [pulls phone back] Ah. No! [laughs, then hands phone to Erin]. Although I must say, I will have "apoplexy" if you lose. Do you understand? "Apoplexy" is what I will have.
Erin: Apoplexy.
Oscar: Yes.
Erin: Got it. [plays word; As Oscar gasps:] Oh, Oscar. Oscar?
[aside to camera:]
Erin: I played "ape."

Erin: Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. Okay, let me transfer you.
Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you use the phone?
Erin: Oh, that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.
Deangelo: Try it without using your name.
Erin: "Dunder Mifflin, this is..." [confused] Oh, yeah, I like it.
Deangelo: "Dunder Mifflin, how may I assist you?"
Erin: Oh, assist.

Erin: I know that Gabe is young and hot and everything, and he's begging me to reconsider, but I- I just think I'm in love with someone else.
Michael Scott: Kevin?
Erin: Andy. I wish I knew who my birth mother was so she could just tell me who to choose.
Michael Scott: Maybe neither.
Erin: I'm not attracted to Kevin.
Michael Scott: Erin, listen to me. You shouldn't rush into this at all. And you know why? Because you are beautiful, and you are fun, and you are smart. And when the right guy comes along, you'll know it. You will. Hey.
And you know what? You don't need a mom, because you have my number and you can call me anytime.
Erin: Extension 147.
Michael Scott: N...
Erin: I know.

Erin: Deangelo?
Deangelo: [gibberish]
Jim: Oh my God, are you alright? Erin, will you call 911 please?
Erin: Who should I say is calling?
Jim: Erin.