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The Office: Viewing Party

708. Viewing Party

Aired November 11, 2010

When Erin invites the entire office to a "Glee" viewing party at Gabe's house, Michael is annoyed that everyone thinks of Gabe as his boss, Andy is jealous of Gabe and Erin's relationship, while Pam gets help with Cece from an unexpected source.

Quote from Michael Scott

Gabe: Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.


Quote from Jim

Jim: Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral. Things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.

Quote from Michael Scott

Gabe: So these are your cheeses, your ham, your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. Here's what's been done, so start creating. Some times it helps to think of a part of the world, and-
Michael Scott: Okay okay okay.
Michael Scott: Gabe likes to entertain a lot, and he cooks in an oven, and all that jazz. I just have a different lifestyle. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So I'll get a glass of sangria, sit down in front of the TV, a bag of vegetables, before you know it I'm ready for bed!

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. David got fired. Charles got fired. Jan went crazy. Ed Truck, who I liked, got decapitated.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Pam: If I could get her sleeping normally I could get my life back.
Dwight K. Schrute: That would be nice wouldn't it?
Pam: I can't even talk about it.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night. Just go into Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suet, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do rally, tie a piece of string to it and the other end to her toe, put the suet in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.
Pam: I kind of doubt Gabe has suet.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really? Oh. Then here we are.

Quote from Erin

Gabe: Okay, while this is interesting we should get back to work. These stand-offs can last a long time. What if it's another Waco.
Erin: It's pronounced wacko.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Where's Michael? Where's Michael? We can't start without Michael! Oh, here he is! Oh. Yay, and let the show begin! [turning up volume]
Gabe: [takes remote] It's a little loud.
Michael Scott: Actually, I think it's not loud enough. May I? Thank you, sir! [turns up volume] There we go. Glee right? Rock and roll! Turn it up to eleven! Spinal Cord!

Quote from Angela

Kevin: They should do that thing where they play the really good music to get him to come out.
Dwight K. Schrute: [sighs] They shouldn't televise any of this, it just encourages copy-cats.
Angela: Just say copies, why do you have to drag cats into this.

Quote from Michael Scott

Erin: Michael!
Michael Scott: Walk with me.
Erin: Gabe and I are having a party, and everyone's invited, and it's at his house apartment and we're gonna watch Glee.
Michael Scott: Glee? What is Glee, some television program? Jim I need that thing stat!
Jim: [confused] Okay?
Erin: Yeah it's a TV show...
Michael Scott: Dwight! Sign please. I don't have time for parties I don't have time for TV shows. Stanley! What time is that thing I have to do?
Stanley: I...
Michael Scott: Cancel it! Are you still here? [to Erin]
Erin: Uhh. It's just that it's our first party together so...
Michael Scott: Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh! Did you hear what I said? I'm a very busy man. I don't have time for your TV show.
Erin: [sad] Okay, sorry.
Michael Scott: I'm joking.
Erin: Wait which one?
Michael Scott: I'm joking. I'm kidding around! I'm not actually angry. [Erin laughs] I'm not busy at all, I'm not doing anything. And I know what Glee is, I'm a total Gleek.
Erin: Good me too!
Michael Scott: You know who my favorite character is? The invalid.

Quote from Erin

Erin: I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but there's this thing on Glee called mash-up, where two things that don't go together, make one great song. Take Gabe, take Michael, you make Gay Mike. Best friends.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: [to Erin] No really? Is there time to change this?! That show! Now first they say that Mr. Schu doesn't know anything about choreography, then like three episodes later he's this fantastic choreographer?! Pick a lane people!
[later, to camera]
Kelly: And what was with Jesse's sudden turn on Rachel, between Dream-On and Funk. Where the heck did that come from?! Honestly that show, it's just. It's irresponsible.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Angela: Are you going?
Dwight K. Schrute: Not because I want to. Of all the feeling to base a show around. Glee? Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch.
Angela: I would watch that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.

Quote from Gabe

Gabe: Welcome to my Man Cave! I did my senior year in prog in Japan. Best year of my life.
Jim: You play?
Gabe: Oh! I like to create soundscapes. I imagine one instant of a song, expanded to be the size of the universe.
Jim: I can't even do that.

Quote from Pam

Pam: Cece, is reverse cycling, which means she sleeps all day and is up all night. Which basically means I'm up all day and I'm up all night. And if it doesn't stop soon, I am going to be up all night.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: Who's that?
Kelly: Finn.
Phyllis: Who's that?
Kelly: Rachel.
Phyllis: Which one's Glee?
Kelly: You have to stop.

Quote from Michael Scott

Pam: Michael? Maybe you should try gong in the other room again. You can have my seat. It's closer to the TV. It'll seem louder.
Michael Scott: Pam I have a loaded gun in my desk at work. If I ever start acting like that weenie Gabe I want you to take that gun, and I want you to shoot me like a hundred times in the groin until I'm dead. Okay?
Pam: You have a gun in your desk?
Michael Scott: Somewhere.

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: Hey! Marantz tube stereo from the 1970s. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Oh hoho. The five Chinese virility herbs. No kidding. This is powdered seahorse. They say that fifteen Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Gengis Khan just using this stuff. You know what they say...
Andy: No what?
Ryan: What is this, Samurai wood cuts? Yep. Pretty erotic.
Andy: Yeah.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, I find it absolutely disgraceful that no one followed you in here for your walk-out. I took the liberty of making a list of everyone who didn't follow you in here. Jim. Oscar. Creed. Me, at first.
Pam: Maybe I should go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Kelly. Kev- [to Pam] Are you gonna quiet that baby? Or do I have to? In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: Okay, they did Blinded by the Light and they did it with an actual blind guy. Was it worth it Jim? 'Cause we missed it!

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will literally kill you and your entire family.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: "Gabe, just go and have fun with Erin. But not too much fun! That girl's gonna turn my hair gray."

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