Hotel Receptionist: [answering phone] Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you?
Michael Scott: Hello, Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first week of the Olympics.
Hotel Receptionist: Well, we are looking forward to having you, so, let me just pull up your information here...
Michael Scott: Okey doke.
Hotel Receptionist: Um, I don't seem to have it, sir.
Michael Scott: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not seeing anything under "confirmation."
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Could it be under "affirmation?" Cause you have thousands of those.
Michael Scott: No. [to hotel employee on phone] We're trying to look it up right now.
Dwight K. Schrute: You did get the e-vite to my barbeque!
Michael Scott: Um, come on.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael...
Hotel Receptionist: Uh, sir? A lot of people are trying to get last-minute reservations at hotels here for the Olympics, but we've been fully booked for months.
Michael Scott: Well, I have been booked for three years, so you should have that. I've always heard that British Columbia is a very nice place, but I am not getting that from this conversation.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, I got it! Confirmation code: XV2RDM!
Hotel Receptionist: Oh, here it is. Yep.
Michael Scott: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you.
Hotel Receptionist: Uh-huh. Seven nights in our street-view economy single?
Michael Scott: That's it!
Hotel Receptionist: Yeah, we changed it since it was a while back. I do apologize.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh, okay...
Hotel Receptionist: Yeah, how may I help you Mr. Scott?
Michael Scott: All right, I would like to cancel my reservation, please.
Hotel Receptionist: There is a cancellation fee for this, sir.
Michael Scott: Okay, put it on my card.

Michael Scott: Alright. Then I guess I should give them out. Hold on. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking that I have something that you want. You guys are acting like you own this place. And you don't. Not even Sabre owns this place. It's a rental. I'm kind of sick of the attitude around here. I'm sick of the cocky walk. I am sick of you throwing your paycheck in my face. I am sick of your uppity attitude, Jim. I think I am not going to give these to you. [Angela, Kevin and Oscar applaud]

Michael Scott: Come on. Shout 'em out, shout 'em out.
Andy: Walk around apple orchards.
Michael Scott: Oh!
Andy: Super romantic.
Michael Scott: That's fun.
Dwight K. Schrute: Eel fishing.
Michael Scott: All right.
Darryl: Curl up with your favorite DVD.
Meredith: You and Donna should hit the Poconos. They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis. Room enough for three.
Michael Scott: We actually went to the Poconos last Tuesday. We headed up there, we went to a little Chinese bistro. Um, P.F. Chang's.
Kelly: Wait, why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's when we have the Great Wall in Scranton.
Michael Scott: Because when your super-hot girlfriend says, "I wanna go to Mount Pocono," you go to Mount Pocono and you do her. And we screwed. Whoops. TMI.

[to camera:]
Toby: I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere.
[also to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yes, I will. I will talk alright. Be careful what you wish for Toby.

Michael Scott: Ahhhhhh! [laughs] Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?
Holly: You think this is funny?
Michael Scott: [laughs] I don't. But someday I think we will laugh about this... when we tell our kids...
Jim: Yikes.
Kevin: Oh no, that's, that's not happening.
Dwight K. Schrute: Dear God in heaven.

Michael Scott: Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.
Holly: Two people in love?
Michael Scott: I love you.
Holly: Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, "you love me"? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, "Oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl." Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?
Michael Scott: I love you-love you.
Holly: Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you.
Michael Scott: I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. [shakes Holly's hand]
Holly: I love you.

Michael Scott: So this is one of my favorite places in the world.
Holly: Why?
Michael Scott: This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. It was the happiest day of my life. Until the day you came to replace him. Let's go in here.
Michael Scott: This is where we first kissed.
Holly: I remember.
Michael Scott: And this is where we first made love. You remember what I tried there?
Holly: Michael! [they both laugh]
Michael Scott: Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn't love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes. Ingrown hair. Right in here, this is where we first co-ran our meeting. Remember, obesity awareness?
Holly: Mmm-hmm.
Michael Scott: We saved a lot of lives that day. That's where you first met Michael Klump.
Holly: [as Klump] Oh, I say, I say, I say, I sit on you!
Michael Scott: And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it, you thought it was so wrong.
Michael Scott: And over here...
Holly: What happened here?
Michael Scott: Well, nothing. Nothing really. I would just find an excuse to come here so I could stare at you through that window. This is what I'd do. [runs watercooler tap]
Holly: Nice.
Michael Scott: Let's go in here.