Andy: Oh, my gosh. You have the Dallas board game?
Kevin: Yeah, when I was a kid I was on Dallas.
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.

Dwight K. Schrute: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.

[The employees are all gathered in the kitchen holding candles]
Holly: Hi guys.
Michael Scott: This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
[Michael opens the door to the annex, which is decked out with candles, especially Holly's desk]
Michael Scott: This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on, they both start laughing; as Yoda:] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

Ryan: My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her, "Mom, you should sell this, you'd make a fortune", and she always says, "No, it's just for family." Well, finally I was like [bleep] it, I'll sell it. So I'm like, "Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends", and she's like, "Uh, okay." Pesto party? Really? Anyway, she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis just had that mom look I wanted.

Dwight K. Schrute: Things are going very well. I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk for Kelly's crap for Phyllis's garbage for Oscar's trash for Stanley's crap for Ryan's junk for Creed's garbage for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have.

Kevin: Hey guys, it's my turn.
Andy: You can't go. You're dead. I shot you 5 moves ago.
Kevin: Yeah, I told you, you can't shoot people.
Darryl: I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. We start having rules now, everything we've built collapses.
Kevin: Well, this is stupid and I want my money back. Where's the money?
Darryl: Yeah, where is it?
Kevin: Okay, you know what? I am never ever playing board games with you two again.
[outside, to camera:]
Kevin: And that is Dallas. [shows money]

Pam: Hey, Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh?
Oscar: No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts.
Pam: Oh.

Michael Scott: No. I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. Mmm-hm. Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.

Dwight K. Schrute: What the..?
Jim: Oh, my God.
Dwight K. Schrute: That- That's impossible.
Jim: It is, right? I mean, it's impossible.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right, I'll take them.
Jim: They're probably worthless.
Dwight K. Schrute: Probably. [walks away with beans]
Jim: Leave the telescope.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way, the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope.

Oscar: What? Ryan, where did you get this picture?
[aside to camera:]
Ryan: My mom also makes the best salsa.