Michael Scott Quote #1899
Quote from Michael Scott in The Cover-up
Michael Scott: Come on. Shout 'em out, shout 'em out.
Andy: Walk around apple orchards.
Michael Scott: Oh!
Andy: Super romantic.
Michael Scott: That's fun.
Dwight K. Schrute: Eel fishing.
Michael Scott: All right.
Darryl: Curl up with your favorite DVD.
Meredith: You and Donna should hit the Poconos. They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis. Room enough for three.
Michael Scott: We actually went to the Poconos last Tuesday. We headed up there, we went to a little Chinese bistro. Um, P.F. Chang's.
Kelly: Wait, why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's when we have the Great Wall in Scranton.
Michael Scott: Because when your super-hot girlfriend says, "I wanna go to Mount Pocono," you go to Mount Pocono and you do her. And we screwed. Whoops. TMI.
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