Lexie: I almost forgot. I finally got my birthday card from my parents.
Axl: Mm!
Lexie: Today is the last day of Lexie Brooks Month. "To our daughter on her 21st birthday. The world is better because of your smile."
Axl: Aww.
Lexie: What's this? "Dearest Lexie. When I turned 21, my dad gave me $40 and cut me off, and it was the greatest gift he ever gave me. We believe in you and can't wait to see what you do. Go out into the world and make us proud. Love, Dad." Is this for real? They're not cutting me off, are they? I mean... I mean...
Axl: It's okay. You're not used to being poor, but I will teach you.
[Axl starts loading Lexie's bag with breadsticks and mints from the table]
Lexie: [whispers] What are you doing?

Frankie: [v.o.] I was getting desperate. I never felt so alone. If only I had someone who cared about Axl leaving as much as I did.
Lexie: [enters] Mrs. Heck!
Frankie: Lexie! I'm just sick about this.
Lexie: Me, too. I haven't been able to sleep in days.
Frankie: Stupid Denver.
Lexie: It's the least favorite of my parents' houses.

Lexie: I really don't want him to go.
Frankie: Have you told him that?
Lexie: No. I felt as his girlfriend, I should be supportive.
Frankie: [sighs] All right. Well, don't beat yourself up about it. The important thing is you're on the non-supportive side now. Okay, here's the deal... You're gonna make more progress with him, so don't be afraid to give him an ultimatum.
Lexie: Really? I feel like ultimatums aren't healthy for a relationship.
Frankie: Either you give him an ultimatum or we are through! See? They work. [sighs] I'm sorry. This whole thing has got me crazy.
Lexie: I totally get it. When Axl first told me, I almost dropped the phone.
Frankie: He told you over the phone? So you two haven't seen each other yet? This is amazing.
Lexie: What's amazing?
Frankie: You're our secret weapon. Once he looks into those Disney princess eyes, of course he's gonna want to stay here. You're gorgeous. And not just for Indiana... everywhere.
Lexie: Okay. I should just put on a little makeup before he gets home.
Frankie: You're not wearing any makeup? We have got this thing in the bag. [they high-five]

Frankie: [v.o.] So Sue was entering the world of sorority rush, but she had her head on straight. She was keeping it all in perspective.
Jackie: So, we only have 20 minutes before you move on to the next house, so I just want to get to know you a bit. Where are you from?
Sue: I'm from Orson.
Lexie: I'm from Carmel.
Jackie: No way. Do you know Susie McDaniel?
Lexie: No way. She lives on my street.
Jackie: No way! We went to camp together.
Sue: No way!

Lexie: [gasps] Are you okay?
Sue: What? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. I actually do this all the time. Luckily, I have really bendy ankles.
Lexie: Well, come on. They're gonna close the doors, and you don't want to miss it.
Sue: Oh, that's okay. Go on without me. I'm pretty sure I'd just end up talking about my brother's pants.
Lexie: Well, that I got to hear. Let's go. You're coming. You're my rush buddy.
Sue: I am?
Lexie: Yeah. Why do you think that I sit next to you every time?
Sue: 'Cause I make you look good.
Lexie: [laughing] No. 'Cause you're, like, hilarious. You're different. You're not like the other girls. You seem like you're really into being happy.
Sue: I am.

Sue: You go first. I can't wait to see where you got in.
Lexie: What?
Sue: Who is it? Kappas? Thetas? They changed the rules so you could join both because they both loved you so much?
Lexie: I didn't get in anywhere.
Sue: What? That's crazy. If you made up a girl who should get into a sorority, it would be you! You are, like, perfect. You're funny. You're cool. You have a horse named Twinkie.
Lexie: Actually, Twinkie's my car. [crying] My horse's name is Cinnamon.

Lexie: Mrs. Heck? Sue just texted and said it's your birthday.
Sue: [on video chat] Oh, Mom, that's my friend Lexie.
Lexie: Um, I got these out of a vending machine. I can't light the candle in the room, though. It's dorm rules.
Frankie: I can see why you and Sue are friends.
Lexie: [chuckles] Happy Birthday.

Sue: Oh, my god. What?! A flat-screen TV?!
Lexie: Awesome, right?
Sue: Yeah.
Lexie: And it was practically free. It was only $300. I had to get it.
Sue: Heh. How could you not?
Lexie: Right? So, your half is $150.
Sue: What?
Lexie: Yeah, $150 even.
Sue: Oh, sure. 'Cause that would be half of $300.
Lexie: Mm-hmm. I just put it on my Visa, so you can pay me back whenever. No rush... just whenever you go to the bank machine.

Sue: $142...
Frankie: [v.o.] So, Sue scraped together her birthday money, her Spudsy money, and even participated in a psychological experiment to pay for her half of the TV.
Sue: ...and my lucky $2 bill my grandpa gave me when I was born... makes $150.
Lexie: Oh. Thank you. Oh. You have a electrode thingy...
Sue: Oh! Oh. Just covering a zit. You know, college... heh... stress.
Lexie: Oh! Wait! Don't move. I am scheduling us both facials right now. Oh, and check it out... I got us a popcorn popper. And these cute little containers that say "popcorn." They were only $20 each. You can pay me back whenever.
Sue: 'Kay.

Lexie: Oh. Well, you know, I'm not exactly rich, either.
Sue: Oh, Lexie, believe me, you're rich.
Lexie: Is it because I have a horse? He's really old.
Sue: Okay. Look, Lexie... You're great and amazing, and I so, so, so, so, so want you to be my roommate. But, honestly, I can't afford it. I mean, if you want to find someone else who you can do stuff with, I totally get it.
Lexie: What? No! You're my roommate. God, I feel like such an idiot for putting you in this position. I didn't even think. Seriously, I will pay for everything. I have, like, three emergency credit cards.
Sue: That's really sweet, but I can't let you pay. You'll think I'm a sponge. It happened to my mom once, and she doesn't water-ski anymore.
Lexie: But I don't want to do fun stuff if you can't do fun stuff.
Sue: Don't worry about me. I'm used to not doing fun stuff. Years of practice. Ugh, but seriously, do you think you can find someone else to go to Taylor Swift with? I just can't afford V.I.P. tickets.