Lexie Quote #7
Quote from Lexie in Film, Friends and Fruit Pies
Lexie: Oh. Well, you know, I'm not exactly rich, either.
Sue: Oh, Lexie, believe me, you're rich.
Lexie: Is it because I have a horse? He's really old.
Sue: Okay. Look, Lexie... You're great and amazing, and I so, so, so, so, so want you to be my roommate. But, honestly, I can't afford it. I mean, if you want to find someone else who you can do stuff with, I totally get it.
Lexie: What? No! You're my roommate. God, I feel like such an idiot for putting you in this position. I didn't even think. Seriously, I will pay for everything. I have, like, three emergency credit cards.
Sue: That's really sweet, but I can't let you pay. You'll think I'm a sponge. It happened to my mom once, and she doesn't water-ski anymore.
Lexie: But I don't want to do fun stuff if you can't do fun stuff.
Sue: Don't worry about me. I'm used to not doing fun stuff. Years of practice. Ugh, but seriously, do you think you can find someone else to go to Taylor Swift with? I just can't afford V.I.P. tickets.
The Middle Quotes
‘Film, Friends and Fruit Pies’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Sue, you got to come clean. You're too young to be in debt. It's different for us. We have a long-range financial plan where we die before we have to pay anybody off. But you don't have that cushion.
Quote from Sue
Mike: Hang on a sec. Where's all this money coming from?
Sue: Well, I've been using my Spudsy's money, and I popped all the quarters out of my 50 states collector's book, and I've been donating plasma. I'm not exactly sure what plasma is, and I don't know if you need it, but, from the way I've been feeling, I'm guessing you do.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Can you sign this form saying you take full responsibility for the school camera, editing equipment, the sound equipment, and lighting packet while it's in my possession?
Frankie: No, we will not.
Brick: Well, then I'll have to do that signature Axl taught me, 'cause I really need it for this project I'm doing for film class. Oh, heads up... I'm working on a shoestring budget, so I'm gonna be shooting it entirely in the house.
Mike: A horror movie, is it?
Brick: Well, the assignment is to take an important piece of film history and interpret it as our own. I'm thinking either Battleship Potemkin or Knots Landing. I love Knots Landing. I binge-watched all 14 seasons when we inherited that box of Aunt Edie's old tapes. Now, I know what you're thinking... Sure, Battleship Potemkin was named the greatest film of all time, but Knots Landing just has the undefinable "it." Plus it's one of the few true historical records we have of the 1980s.
Frankie: The '80s weren't that long ago, Brick.
Mike: It was 30-some years ago.
Frankie: Holy crap.
Brick: Well, I better get on it. I'll be in Sue's room, scouting locations. Also, I'm still on the fence, but the episode I'm looking at may require a small car explosion.