Mike: Sue, you got to come clean. You're too young to be in debt. It's different for us. We have a long-range financial plan where we die before we have to pay anybody off. But you don't have that cushion.

Mike: Hang on a sec. Where's all this money coming from?
Sue: Well, I've been using my Spudsy's money, and I popped all the quarters out of my 50 states collector's book, and I've been donating plasma. I'm not exactly sure what plasma is, and I don't know if you need it, but, from the way I've been feeling, I'm guessing you do.

Brick: Can you sign this form saying you take full responsibility for the school camera, editing equipment, the sound equipment, and lighting packet while it's in my possession?
Frankie: No, we will not.
Brick: Well, then I'll have to do that signature Axl taught me, 'cause I really need it for this project I'm doing for film class. Oh, heads up... I'm working on a shoestring budget, so I'm gonna be shooting it entirely in the house.
Mike: A horror movie, is it?
Brick: Well, the assignment is to take an important piece of film history and interpret it as our own. I'm thinking either Battleship Potemkin or Knots Landing. I love Knots Landing. I binge-watched all 14 seasons when we inherited that box of Aunt Edie's old tapes. Now, I know what you're thinking... Sure, Battleship Potemkin was named the greatest film of all time, but Knots Landing just has the undefinable "it." Plus it's one of the few true historical records we have of the 1980s.
Frankie: The '80s weren't that long ago, Brick.
Mike: It was 30-some years ago.
Frankie: Holy crap.
Brick: Well, I better get on it. I'll be in Sue's room, scouting locations. Also, I'm still on the fence, but the episode I'm looking at may require a small car explosion.

Mike: See, this is why you don't have rich friends. Never friend up. You always want to friend down. If you friend up, eventually, you got to come back to your crappy life, and it just feels crappier. If you friend down, when you come home to this, doesn't feel so bad.

Frankie: Don't listen to your dad. There's nothing wrong with having a rich friend. I had a friend in college, Bonnie Edwards. Her dad owned a Spencer's Gifts. She paid for everything.
Sue: And are you guys still friends?
Frankie: No. She thought I was a sponge, and it eventually tore us apart. But I got to go to her lake house and learn how to water-ski.

Sue: Oh, hey, Lexie, have you seen my shampoo?
Lexie: Oh, I got us new matching shower caddies, and when I put your bottle in it, there was hardly any left, so I threw it out.
Sue: What? Wait, no. Why would you throw it out without asking me?
Lexie: Did I do something wrong? Oh, my God. Was it one of those bottles with the fake bottom where you hide all your expensive jewelry?
Sue: What? No. No, no, no, no. Lexie, it was just shampoo. But I use my shampoo till it's gone, and then I fill it up with water and I shake that up, and I use that till it's gone. I cut open my toothpaste tubes and scrape out the last bits. I smush together all my soap slivers till it becomes one big Franken-soap. Do you see where I'm going with all this? I'm poor, Lexie! [sighs] I'm poor.

Brick: And... action!
Cindy: I, uh, just got off the phone with Munson. He tells me you and Kenny had quite a scene.
Troy: Yeah.
Brick: Cut! Cut, cut. Cindy, do you not get what your intention is? You just got off the phone with Munson. Munson! This guy here could blow the whole deal. And, Troy, I'm seeing the acting all over the place. This is Knots Landing. Let's keep it real. Didn't you people watch the 14 years of episodes I gave you? Do you even own a Betamax?! Again from the top.

Mike: Wait, hang on. How much are you into this girl for?
Sue: Well, I already paid her $150.
Mike: $150?!
Sue: Uh-huh. And get this... she said it was only $150. Like when I say something is only a dollar.

Sue: Okay, so, I don't know if you think this is lame, but I was thinking maybe it could be kind of cool if we used the memo board to let each other know where we are at all times.
Lexie: Okay, shut up! I was just about to suggest that. I read about that idea on...
Both: Kickinitcollegestyle.com, subheading... "Dorm Keeping for Dummies: 101 Hacks for Rocking Life Away from Home"!
Sue: Oh, my God! I am so happy right now!
Lexie: Me too!

Frankie: Can you tell me what this is I just stepped on in the carpet?
Mike: Um... I don't know. It goes to something.
Frankie: Thanks, Inspector. Case solved.
Mike: Maybe it goes to the bottom of the blender?
Frankie: Yeah. Nope. Ooh. Maybe it's that knob to the clock on the stove?
Mike: No. Is it that thing from the other time?
Frankie: Mm, might be. I'd hate to think there were two of them.
Mike: Remember when we used to talk about movies and politics?
Frankie: Mm.