Sue: You go first. I can't wait to see where you got in.
Lexie: What?
Sue: Who is it? Kappas? Thetas? They changed the rules so you could join both because they both loved you so much?
Lexie: I didn't get in anywhere.
Sue: What? That's crazy. If you made up a girl who should get into a sorority, it would be you! You are, like, perfect. You're funny. You're cool. You have a horse named Twinkie.
Lexie: Actually, Twinkie's my car. [crying] My horse's name is Cinnamon.