Sue: Lexie, I'm gonna take off, okay?
Lexie: Already?
Sue: Yeah, yeah. I have a really big test in 12 days that I need to study for, so...
Lexie: Okay, let me just say bye to this guy. He was just telling me about the time that he got to go to the Grammys with his cousin Justin Timberlake. Blah, blah, blah, right?

Lexie: Wow. You're still up.
Sue: Well, yeah. So, how was it? What'd you do? How'd it go?
Lexie: Great. We walked around campus, then we got coffee.
Sue: Mm!
Lexie: He's kind of perfect.
Sue: Ahh! I'm so happy! Look how happy I am!
Lexie: It's just he's a lot like every other guy I've dated. And I don't know if that's what I want right now.
Sue: Oh! Ohh. Ohh, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, sure. Ohh.
Lexie: I feel like I'm at a point where I need to date a bad boy.
Sue: Oh, yeah, I totally get that... like someone who drives with one hand.
Lexie: I just want to be with a guy who doesn't have his life all figured out already, you know?
Sue: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Lexie: [chuckles] I'm not following you with my eyes.
Axl: What?
Lexie: You know how you used to say that I would do that? Well, I'm not doing that. I'm just saying that 'cause it's, like, our thing.
Axl: Okay.
Lexie: Hey, remember that time when we were in the Bin and you threw the ball and I was like, "What?"
Axl: Uh... yeah. Whatever. I got to go scrape poop off a cow statue, so see ya.

Lexie: I just can't sleep in a car anymore. I was a debutante. It's wrong.

Sean: Uh, hey, Lexie. I-I was expecting you to be Sue.
Lexie: I was expecting you to be the Postmates guy.
Sean: Okay. Do you happen to know where Sue is?
Lexie: I haven't seen her. I've just been in my room studying. Where the heck is my Brie sandwich?