Ryan: Robert, you are too kind.
Robert: Oh.
Gabe: Too kind doesn't begin to cover it.
Ryan: With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me.
Gabe: And Gabe-y makes three.

Gabe: I love maternity wards. It's the perfect blend of love and horror. Things can go so wrong or so right.

Cathy: Ugh, we're gonna have one of those crazy nights, aren't we? Maybe we'll see the real 'Talla-nasty' we've been hearing so much about.
Jim: 'Talla-nasty', very clever.
Cathy: Thank you-
Gabe: Wait, wait. You think she invented 'Talla-nasty?' [chuckles] no, no, no, no...

Andy: [wearing a stained janitor outfit] Hi guys.
Jim: How's it going, man?
Andy: [whimpering] I'm- I'm good, thank you. And how are you?
Jim: Great, yeah, good.
Gabe: Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.