Jonah: Perhaps we've lost some innocence. Perhaps the collective zeitgeist of the country has soured.

Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.

Jonah: Georgia, hi. Jonah Simms from Store 1217.
Georgia: Oh, so good to meet you in person. You look just like you sound.
Jonah: Yeah, I-I get that a lot for some reason.

Jonah: Oh, hey, look at that. Triscuit sale, two-for-one. Hey, you've got a thing coming up. Is that, uh... Do you need... Do you need snacks or is it, like, a non-snack gathering?
Garrett: Okay, buddy, you're being weird. My thing next Friday is just a few dudes that you don't even know. No work people have been invited. So just relax.
Jonah: Okay. Is... Is Randy invited?
Garrett: Yeah, sure. Randy's gonna be there.
Jonah: I know Randy. I used to say hi to him all the time back when we lived together. In fact, he even asked me to move my car once 'cause I was blocking him in.
Garrett: Yeah, I just don't like mixing my worlds. I don't bug you for hanging out with Amy and her kids all the time.
Jonah: I'm not always hanging out with Amy.
Garrett: Look, I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing. It's just you got your own stuff going on, I got my own stuff going on. To each their own stuff. It's great.
Jonah: But I... I have room for more stuff. I'm like a hatchback. You can always cram more in me. [to a customer] Don't... Don't make it dirty.

Justine: I did hear that Zephra gives a lot of money to struggling communities.
Mateo: We all heard that, Justine. They said it, like, 12 times in the video.
Garrett: "Those communities might not be struggling if Zephra paid taxes." It's a text from Jonah.
Jonah: Butt text.

Amy: How many jobs have you had?
Jonah: What?
Amy: Not including paper routes and babysitting or whatever, how many actual jobs?
Jonah: Too many to count. 20, 30?
Amy: Yeah, you never stick with anything. Except this. You've been here six years. Why?
Jonah: I don't know. It's a good job.
Amy: No, it's not. It's a terrible job.
Jonah: It's not that bad.
Amy: Jonah, why did you stay here?
Jonah: Why do you think, Amy?

Glenn: Anyway, I am so proud to welcome two new angels to our Cloud 9 family. Why don't you introduce yourselves?
Jonah: [stands up] [clears throat] Okay. Hello, everyone. I am Jonah. And I am... I am excited to be here. This is gonna be fun, so... [sits down]
Mateo: [stands up] My name is Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanag, and I'm here to make something of myself. [sings]
Spread my wings [talks] Whoo! See how far I can fly. Thank you, thank you, thank you. [sits down]
Jonah: [stands up] Yeah, I, too, would like to see how far I can fly. So... [sits down]
Amy: Saved it.
Jonah: Thank you.

Old Woman: Excuse me. Do you know how much longer this is going to take? I don't know how long I can keep standing.
Jonah: Uh...
[Garrett gestures for Jonah not to intervene]
Jonah: You know what, young lady? I'm sure there's a way that we can help you out. Right this way.
Old Woman: Thank you! Such a gentleman.
Man: Hey, why does she get to cut?
Old Woman: Because white people help their own.

Jonah: This is nice, huh? Taking a well-earned break with my coworkers. I feel like I'm finally fitting in here.
Amy: You don't get to decide when you're fitting in. We'll let you know.
Jonah: I'm just saying... I'm getting used to it. Ugh. [laughs] Not getting used to standing all day.
Garrett: That's not a problem I have to deal with.
Jonah: Yeah, well, lucky you, my friend. Not luck... lucky... not lucky you. That's... I don't think you're lucky.
Garrett: So you think I'm unlucky?
Jonah: Not... well... you know what I mean. That's an... it's an expression.
Garrett: Why don't you just eject right now?

Cheyenne: [to Jonah] Try doing this job six months pregnant.
Amy: Yeah, seriously. That's brutal.
Jonah: I didn't know you were pregnant too.
Amy: I was when I was 19. Then I gave birth to my daughter. So I'm not pregnant now, but thank you for thinking so.
Jonah: I didn't mean you look pregnant. I just meant...
Garrett: Eject. Eject!
Jonah: I didn't know that you had a child. I... listen... that's... I think that's beautiful. Really, I'm in awe of single mothers, so...
Amy: I'm married.
Garrett: Ooh! You should've just ejected, man.