Jonah Quote #21
Cheyenne: [to Jonah] Try doing this job six months pregnant.
Amy: Yeah, seriously. That's brutal.
Jonah: I didn't know you were pregnant too.
Amy: I was when I was 19. Then I gave birth to my daughter. So I'm not pregnant now, but thank you for thinking so.
Jonah: I didn't mean you look pregnant. I just meant...
Garrett: Eject. Eject!
Jonah: I didn't know that you had a child. I... listen... that's... I think that's beautiful. Really, I'm in awe of single mothers, so...
Amy: I'm married.
Garrett: Ooh! You should've just ejected, man.
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‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.