Jonah Quote #20
Jonah: This is nice, huh? Taking a well-earned break with my coworkers. I feel like I'm finally fitting in here.
Amy: You don't get to decide when you're fitting in. We'll let you know.
Jonah: I'm just saying... I'm getting used to it. Ugh. [laughs] Not getting used to standing all day.
Garrett: That's not a problem I have to deal with.
Jonah: Yeah, well, lucky you, my friend. Not luck... lucky... not lucky you. That's... I don't think you're lucky.
Garrett: So you think I'm unlucky?
Jonah: Not... well... you know what I mean. That's an... it's an expression.
Garrett: Why don't you just eject right now?
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.