Kelly: Oh, hey, I love your earrings.
Donna: Thank you.
Kelly: Did Michael get them for you?
Donna: No, I bought them myself.
Kelly: Where?
Donna: Steamtown Mall.
Kelly: Claire's? Zales? Ricky's? Earring, Earrings? Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat? Where?
Donna: You know, I actually got them in Philadelphia, in a mall down there.
Kelly: Franklin Mills? King of Prussia? Springfield? Governor's Place?
Donna: Uh, Franklin Mills.

Pam: Okay. New topic. Kelly, how are things with Ryan?
Kelly: Um. Awesome. Awful, I mean. But, sometimes awesome.

Jim: Phew! Can't wait for this day to be over.
Kelly: Why?
Jim: Just all the drama.
Kelly: What drama?
Jim: Between the- Us and you guys. It's unnecessary, right?
Kelly: So unnecessary.
Jim: Oh, good, phew, thank god you said that.
Kelly: I mean, if the salesmen weren't acting like such a bunch of stuck-up losers, then this day wouldn't be so bad, did you ever think of that?
Jim: I have new baby pictures.
Kelly: Don't use your cute baby to make us like you.
Jim: She's wearing a onesie...

Jim: Wait, wait, wait. That's actually a really good idea Kelly.
Kelly: What did I say?
[aside to camera:]
Kelly: I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.