Nancy: Knock, knock! Sorry to barge in, but we have big news, and it just couldn't wait! I'm sorry, we're not interrupting dinner, are we?
Frankie: No, we're almost done.
Nancy: Anyway, we didn't know if you saw, so we thought we'd be the first ones to tell you.
Ron: Orson made the list of the top 200 most livable cities!
Frankie: [gasps] In America?
Ron: No, Indiana!
Sue: Oh, my God! What number were we ranked?
Nancy: 200. It's the first time we made the list! It's right here in Distinctly Indiana Magazine. Looks like we bumped Porterdale off the list from last year. You know, they had that big kerfuffle about the diving board at the municipal pool.

Frankie: [v.o.] So we were throwing our second party in a week, all to get Sue her second kiss.
Nancy: Happy New Year! Wow, a Christmas Eve party and now a New Year's Eve party? If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to move in on my territory. You better not be having a Valentine's Day party. [laughter] I'm serious. Don't.

Nancy: Frankie, I'm so glad I caught you. Could you bring in our mail on Monday? Ron's taking us all to Gatlinburg for Mother's Day weekend. We're staying at that hotel with the giant walk-in totem pole. It's nice to mix in some culture.
Frankie: Hey, bring me back some taffy and I won't rifle through your drawers while you're gone.
Nancy: Oh, you!

Nancy: How ya doin', Frankie? You hanging in there?
Frankie: I'm trying to be cool for Axl's sake, but it's really hard. Is he looking at me? I'm in agony right now. I wish I were dead.
Nancy: I know how you feel. I had a rough time when I dropped Sean off at the airport this morning. But at least I know he's coming back in a couple of months. I can't imagine what you're going through.
Frankie: Aww, thanks, Nancy.
Nancy: Well, our sons may leave us, but at least we'll always have each other. [they hug]

Sean: Now we're off to shovel Mr. Jenkins' driveway.
Nancy: We just like to help the elderly when we can. I mean, how can it be a happy new year if you don't do something for others?
Frankie: Yeah, well, helping others can be a little neglectful to your family. That's why we're going as a family to the Orson Escape Room.
Nancy: Oh, we did that 18 months ago!
Sean: [chuckles] [to Axl:] Careful, buddy... There's a lot of mirrors in there. I know how you get distracted.
Ron: You know, uh, we Donahues, we still hold the record for the fastest time.
Dotty: Yep... made it out with 1:08 left on the clock.
Frankie: Well, I think your record's safe, 'cause we're probably gonna suck at it. [laughter]
Nancy: That's what so great about you Hecks... You have fun no matter what. [laughs]

Frankie: Yeah, come in.
Nancy: Hey, madam chairwoman.
Frankie: Hey, Nancy. What's up?
Nancy: I just came by because people were complaining they hadn't gotten their wreaths yet.
Frankie: I only brought them home last night.
Nancy: You're doing awesome. I just set the bar really high.

Nancy: So, Frankie, are you guys gonna host a foreign exchange student? We did it last year, and we're doing it again. You get so much from it.
Frankie: Oh, wow. Gosh, Nancy, we would love to, but we're so busy, what with... recycling and everything.
Nancy: Believe me, it's the most rewarding experience for the whole family, especially the kids.
Frankie: Really?
Nancy: Oh, it totally changes them. Being immersed with someone from a different culture gives them this global experience and makes them more tolerant and mature.
Sue: Mom, Axl wiped a booger on me!

Frankie: Hey, Nancy. Let me help.
Nancy: Oh, thanks, Frankie. It's my third trip to the grocery store this week.
Frankie: Oh, you, too? I mean, isn't it hard to find something your exchange student will eat?
Nancy: Oh, no. Ours is practically a chef. From another region of Spain. Last night was tapas from... Barcelona.
Frankie: Oh, yeah. Oh, us, too. Boy, we are having a blast over there. It's so much fun.
Nancy: Oh, isn't it? Yeah. Esteban plays guitar and has been teaching us flamenco dancing. Oh, he's such a treasure. I'm sure you all feel the same way.
Frankie: Oh, yeah. Feelings. So many feelings.
Nancy: You should get together with the Taylors, 'cause they got assigned a boy from Japan, too, and they're having a blast.
Esteban: Mamá, I made rebujitos.
Nancy: Gracias, Esteban.
Esteban: Oh. Come. I brought a game from Spain called PatimPatamPatum. There is lots of running and pushing, with many laughs between players. Let's play!

Nancy: Oh, no more for us. We gotta head home.
All: What?!
Frankie: No! You can't leave now. They haven't even done Lonesome Loser. You can't leave before Lonesome Loser.
Nancy: It's just, we told Dottie and Shelly we'd be home in time for their bedtime ritual. They love the way Ron says "good night" in the voice of their lambie pie.
Ron: I say... Good [bleats] night. [normal voice] It's like a sheep. They like it.

Nancy: Oh, hey, Frankie!
Frankie: Hey, Nancy.
Nancy: Oh, my God. Isn't this all so exciting? I mean, what a time to be a Hoosier.
Frankie: Maybe three minutes ago, when they were still handing out good assignments. Don't get your hopes up.
Nancy: Oh, I just came by to drop off these extra scarves I made. We're going to the game.
Frankie: The game? The game game?
Nancy: Yep. Ron was top earner for the year, so it's a little bonus. They're putting us up in a hotel, so we're taking the kids, and we're making a whole week of it.
Frankie: Well, if you park in French Lick, I'll make sure you get a good spot.
Nancy: Why would we ever park all the way down in French Lick?
Frankie: I don't know, Nancy. I just don't know.