Frankie: [v.o.] While Sue was standing up to Axl, I caved and said yes to shoe shopping with my boss.
Frankie: Well, once we narrowed it down between dull black and shiny black, things really picked up.
Dr. Goodwin: Yeah. Hey, Frankie. You know what shoes and people have in common?
Frankie: You know, I love suspense, so why don't you tell me tomorrow?
Dr. Goodwin: Tongues! Cat got your tongue? No, I do. 'Cause I'm checking you for oral cancer. 'Cause I'm a dentist. [silence] Shoot, should have ended on cancer, right? 'Cause that's the joke.
Frankie: What are you talking about?
Dr. Goodwin: I'm giving stand-up comedy a whirl.
Frankie: You are?
Dr. Goodwin: Yep. I'm gonna be performing down at The Giggle Gulch on Wednesday night, and I'd sure love to see your friendly face out there in the audience.
Frankie: Uh, I can't think of a reason why not. [chuckles] Just give me a second. Oh, shoot! That's the back-to-school rally booster concert. It's big. It's so big.
Dr. Goodwin: Well, no problem. They said I could also go up on Thursday. Catch me now before I'm on "Jiminy Kimmel."
Frankie: [chuckles] I mean, who wouldn't want to give up a night at home to go see their boss try stand-up?

Frankie: Well, thanks so much for making me come out tonight. I really needed a good laugh.
Dr. Goodwin: This was a bad idea. I mean, I just did it 'cause I've been feeling kind of lonely, and stand-up seems so popular. But dentist? I mean, who wants to hang out with their dentist?
Frankie: Well, you've only been in town for a little bit. It takes a while to make friends.
Dr. Goodwin: I've been here 20 years.
Frankie: Yikes.
Dr. Goodwin: And I'm sorry, Frankie. I know I've been taking up a lot of your time. I guess ever since Toffee disappeared, I've just been looking for something to fill the void.
Frankie: Who's Toffee?
Dr. Goodwin: Oh, just my dog who went missing. And I know, as a dentist, I'm not supposed to name my pet after a sugary treat, but... Aww, he's white with these adorable brown spots, and he's so sweet... just like toffee.
Frankie: Wow. So, um, roughly how long ago did you lose him?
Dr. Goodwin: Huh, let's see. About two months ago. You'd think if somebody found him, they'd do the humane thing and put up fliers, right?
Frankie: Well, you know, tape doesn't hold very well in this weather.

Dr. Goodwin: It's good to see you, Mrs. Parker.
Mrs. Parker: Well, I would have been here sooner. But for some reason, I never got my... [Frankie puts the anesthetic mask on Mrs. Parker]
Frankie: Wow. She went out fast, huh?
Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Well, hey, now that she's under, I guess we have time to sing those songs we wrote for each other. I'll start. [sings] Frankie, oh, Heck The things you do for this office Frankie You bet you're helping everyone of us [talks] There's more... [sings] From your typing and your filing to your alphabetizing...

Frankie: [v.o.] It was the first day of the Orson branch of Smile Superstars International, and everything was...
Female Voice: [on tablet] You are now five minutes behind.
Frankie: How is that possible? I've been working my butt off.
Female Voice: [on tablet] You are now six minutes behind.
Dr. Goodwin: Then I said, "I don't know a polar ice cap from a bottle cap, but if this is global warming, sign me up!" [laughter]
Frankie: Hey, chatty, we're only allowed 20 minutes per patient, so let's go. We got to turn 'em and burn 'em.
Dr. Goodwin: Well, but shooting the breeze with the patients is the reason I became a dentist.
Frankie: I'm not saying you have to stop doing it, just do it quicker.
Dr. Goodwin: Um, uh, anyway, y'all have a good day. Uh, nice shoes, sorry about your mom, and text me that banana-cake recipe.

Mike: If anyone asks... your aunt died.
Dr. Goodwin: Lilah or Pauline? Let's make it Pauline. She's a real bitch.

Dr. Goodwin: It's Friday, Frankie. #TimesUp.