Quote from Dr. Goodwin in War of the Hecks
Frankie: [v.o.] While Sue was standing up to Axl, I caved and said yes to shoe shopping with my boss. Frankie: Well, once we narrowed it down between dull black and shiny black, things really picked up. Dr. Goodwin: Yeah. Hey, Frankie. You know what shoes and people have in common? Frankie: You know, I love suspense, so why don't you tell me tomorrow? Dr. Goodwin: Tongues! Cat got your tongue? No, I do. 'Cause I'm checking you for oral cancer. 'Cause I'm a dentist. [silence] Shoot, should have ended on cancer, right? 'Cause that's the joke. Frankie: What are you talking about? Dr. Goodwin: I'm giving stand-up comedy a whirl. Frankie: You are? Dr. Goodwin: Yep. I'm gonna be performing down at The Giggle Gulch on Wednesday night, and I'd sure love to see your friendly face out there in the audience. Frankie: Uh, I can't think of a reason why not. [chuckles] Just give me a second. Oh, shoot! That's the back-to-school rally booster concert. It's big. It's so big. Dr. Goodwin: Well, no problem. They said I could also go up on Thursday. Catch me now before I'm on "Jiminy Kimmel." Frankie: [chuckles] I mean, who wouldn't want to give up a night at home to go see their boss try stand-up?