Dr. Goodwin Quote #7
Quote from Dr. Goodwin in War of the Hecks
Frankie: Well, thanks so much for making me come out tonight. I really needed a good laugh.
Dr. Goodwin: This was a bad idea. I mean, I just did it 'cause I've been feeling kind of lonely, and stand-up seems so popular. But dentist? I mean, who wants to hang out with their dentist?
Frankie: Well, you've only been in town for a little bit. It takes a while to make friends.
Dr. Goodwin: I've been here 20 years.
Frankie: Yikes.
Dr. Goodwin: And I'm sorry, Frankie. I know I've been taking up a lot of your time. I guess ever since Toffee disappeared, I've just been looking for something to fill the void.
Frankie: Who's Toffee?
Dr. Goodwin: Oh, just my dog who went missing. And I know, as a dentist, I'm not supposed to name my pet after a sugary treat, but... Aww, he's white with these adorable brown spots, and he's so sweet... just like toffee.
Frankie: Wow. So, um, roughly how long ago did you lose him?
Dr. Goodwin: Huh, let's see. About two months ago. You'd think if somebody found him, they'd do the humane thing and put up fliers, right?
Frankie: Well, you know, tape doesn't hold very well in this weather.
The Middle Quotes
‘War of the Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.