Dr. Goodwin Quote #5
Quote from Dr. Goodwin in War of the Hecks
Frankie: [v.o.] While Sue was standing up to Axl, I caved and said yes to shoe shopping with my boss.
Frankie: Well, once we narrowed it down between dull black and shiny black, things really picked up.
Dr. Goodwin: Yeah. Hey, Frankie. You know what shoes and people have in common?
Frankie: You know, I love suspense, so why don't you tell me tomorrow?
Dr. Goodwin: Tongues! Cat got your tongue? No, I do. 'Cause I'm checking you for oral cancer. 'Cause I'm a dentist. [silence] Shoot, should have ended on cancer, right? 'Cause that's the joke.
Frankie: What are you talking about?
Dr. Goodwin: I'm giving stand-up comedy a whirl.
Frankie: You are?
Dr. Goodwin: Yep. I'm gonna be performing down at The Giggle Gulch on Wednesday night, and I'd sure love to see your friendly face out there in the audience.
Frankie: Uh, I can't think of a reason why not. [chuckles] Just give me a second. Oh, shoot! That's the back-to-school rally booster concert. It's big. It's so big.
Dr. Goodwin: Well, no problem. They said I could also go up on Thursday. Catch me now before I'm on "Jiminy Kimmel."
Frankie: [chuckles] I mean, who wouldn't want to give up a night at home to go see their boss try stand-up?
The Middle Quotes
‘War of the Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.