Monica: What about these? Do these look the same?
Phoebe: Definitely.
Monica: Not as each other.
Phoebe: Then, no.

Phoebe: No, no. I said sell when it hits 50. Five-oh. It's a number! It comes after four-nine. No, it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake. Just kidding. You are of course fired.

Rachel: Oh, wait. And "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself." [Phoebe flirts at Chandler]

Rachel: Monica, what? What is the emergency?
Monica: You have to help me. I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Monica: Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small.
Monica: Those are my eyes. Those are my breasts.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.

Monica: Now that Ross knows, can you tell us how it happened? When did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Phoebe: Monica, that's not right. Start with where.

Phoebe: I'm going to get some coffee. Anyone want anything?
Rachel: Yeah. I'd love a blueberry muffin and chamomile tea.
Ross: Double latte, extra foam.
Chandler: A bagel with only-
Phoebe: I was just being polite.

Amanda: Hello! It's so nice to see you. Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look! Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on. But first things first. Touch my abs. I don't exercise at all. Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married.
Monica: Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's-
Amanda: Oh, smell my neck. It's not perfume. It's me. It's my natural scent.
Phoebe: Musty.

Phoebe: [talking to Monica's hair] All right, let's see. Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.

Rachel: Ross kissed me.
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Rachel: It was unbelievable!
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Phoebe: Okay, we want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone.

Joey: Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters.
Kathy: No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.
Rachel: Well, have fun.
Kathy: Okay.
Phoebe: I think it's nice that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters.