Phoebe Quote #1212

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Vows

Rachel: Monica, what? What is the emergency?
Monica: You have to help me. I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Monica: Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small.
Monica: Those are my eyes. Those are my breasts.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.

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 ‘The One with the Vows’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Joey: Hey, Ross, you've done this before. What did you say when you made up your vows?
Ross: Well, with Carol I promised to never love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married.
Phoebe: Well, let's just hope it works. You know, 9 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.
Ross: Phoebe, that's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the missus?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know, your friends getting married, it's gotta change things.
Rachel: You really think it'll be that different?
Phoebe: How can it not be? I mean, pretty soon they're gonna be having kids and then they're just going to be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they're going to have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.