Monica Geller Quotes Page 55 of 56
Quote from The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
Ross: How's it going?
Monica: Okay, don't stare. She just threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there's gesturing and arm-waving. That is, "How could you?" or "Enormous breasts!"
Quote from The One with the Stoned Guy
Steve: It's a lovely apartment.
Monica: Thank you. Would you like a tour?
Steve: I was just being polite, but all right.
Quote from The One with the Fake Monica
Instructor: You, by the door, in or out?
Monica: ln.
Instructor: You at the back, you're getting it all wrong.
Monica: But at least I'm doing it.
Quote from The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Monica: You know, the best part is you already know all about him. It'll be like starting on the 1 5th date.
Phoebe: But it would be like starting on the 15th date.
Monica: Another good point.
Phoebe: No, no, I mean, when you're on the 15th date, you're already in a very "relationship-y" place, you know. And you're committed. Well then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Monica: Why isn't it working out?
Rachel: I don't know. Sometimes it doesn't.
Monica: Is he not cute enough for you? Does he not make enough money?
Rachel: No, I'm just-
Phoebe: Maybe there's someone else.
Monica: ls there someone else?
Rachel: No, there is no one else.
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?
Quote from The One with the List
Phoebe: Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Oh, it ended very well.
Monica: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Quote from The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know
Richard: I gotta set up the music. I got a new CD changer. Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change.
Monica: [head tilt] That's too bad.
Richard: [head bob] I'll survive.
Quote from The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
Rachel: Come on, Joey, we care about you.
Chandler: We're worried about you.
Monica: And some of us really have to pee.
Quote from The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Monica: You go, girl. I can't pull that off, can l?
Quote from The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Monica: Okay, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in there. If not, at least I can learn how to do an at-home bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.
Quote from The One with the Two Parties
Monica: Could you guys please keep it down? We're trying to start a Boggle tournament.
[Chandler and Joey break up laughing]