Mike the Trivia Host: Okay, we're down to our final round. So, let's check the score. In, uh, third place, with 200 points, London Calling. Whoo! In second with 205, Trivia De Havilland. And on top with 215 points, Heck Yeah. Questions are now worth 20 points. So it's anybody's game.
Sue: Ooh, I really have to go to the bathroom.
Brick: Now?!
Sue: Well, you know we can't use the kid bathroom and Mom was in hers when we left. I have been holding it in for two hours.
Brick: But you can't leave now!
Sue: Well, that ship has sailed, Brick. And it is coming into port. You've been answering everything anyway. I'll be back as quick as I can.

Sue: So, are you excited?
Sean: Oh, yeah. I just found out I'm gonna be sharing a bunk house with a couple doctors from the medical school in Kumasi, so I'm psyched. Should be cool... probably learn a lot.
Sue: Oh, wow. That is so great. Well, you know what they say, "Live, love, learn." Was there a laugh in there, too? I can't remember. Anyway...

Sue: Okay, here's the thing... Sean and I kissed on Christmas, and it was perfect. It wasn't like a rough kiss... It was more like a gentle...
Mike: I'm gonna stop you there. Don't need the details.
Sue: I don't know. It's just... It's hitting me that nothing is the way I thought it was gonna be. I thought I would tell Sean how I feel, and then he would tell me he felt the same way, and then we would have this magical summer together, but instead, he's going to Ghana. Is it wrong to pray for an Ebola scare? Not a big one... just enough to shut down the airport.

Sue: Yes! Axl has to sit in the middle. I've been putting together a scrapbook I want to show him, and this way it can rest on both our laps. It's long. You'll like it.

Frankie: Ooh! "Welcome to Illinois. Land of Lincoln." Oh, boy. Getting closer! Only three states left to go!
Axl: Ugh. My stomach's not feeling too great. I think Mom's bee-peaches were bad.
Frankie: Mom and Dad's bee-peaches were bad.
Sue: I know what it is, Axl. You're nervous. You've got butterflies.
Axl: I am not nervous. It must have been something I ate.
Sue: Axl, I've seen you pull a sandwich out of the disposal and finish it. It's not anything you ate. Admit it. You've got butterflies in your tummy.

Sue: I am just floating on air. You know, I saw movies where people were this happy, but I never thought it could happen to me. Oh, isn't it crazy how life works? There I was at mile marker 15 just living an ordinary life and then... Poof! mile marker 16, and I am a woman in love. You know how you just love someone so much you ache when you're not with them?
Mike: You're not gonna ache all the way to Denver, are ya?
Sue: I am gonna ache the whole summer until he gets back.

Frankie: [v.o.] And Sue? Well, she grew into the amazing woman we all knew she'd be. Unfortunately, she and Sean broke up. Then they got back together. Then they broke up again. Then they got back together for the last time.
Reverend TimTom: I now pronounce you husband and wife. [cheers] [plays guitar and sings] Happy endings are beginnings of a million new stories A threshold to cross through and seize the new day Happy endings are beginnings making room for the future
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, we finally became Donahues.
Reverend TimTom: Like big mile markers on life's happy highway

Axl: Oh, no, no, no, no! Before I'm riding in any car that Sue's driving, we need to be very clear on the status of the death napkin.
Sue: Whoa! Why is it every time we get in the car we end up talking about Mom and Dad's will? It's written on a napkin, Axl. It'll never hold up in court.

Sue: Hey. Wait. Come on. You have to stay. The wrestlers are counting on us. [Ashley and Becky walk away] It's okay. We can make it work.
Ruth: I was waiting for the right time to tell you. I can't be on the team. My religion prevents me from wearing short skirts.
Sue: And you think this is the right time?

Sue: I would just like to remind everyone that today is going to be our final ride together, and to thank you guys for all the good times we had, I baked some peanut butter cookies 'cause I know someone on this bus really likes peanut butter. Ha ha. And if you guys would like to thank me with a round of "For She's A Jolly Good Fellow," let's just say I would not hate that. Why don't I just get it started? [sings] For she's a jolly good fellow For she's a... jolly... [talks] You know, I have tried and tried with you guys all year. But you guys have no bus spirit. And you know what? I am a jolly good fellow. You guys aren't. You're bad fellows! [a boy whose hand is in a cast raises his arm] Yes, Brian?
Brian: I think I speak for all of us when I say please pass that test. Pass that test!
All: [chant] Pass that test! Pass that test! Pass that test! Pass that test! Pass that test! Pass that test!