Cheyenne: There's a hat rule, "not allowed."
Garrett: Okay, we're not just hatting this. There has to be something in-between maiming someone and putting on a fedora.
Cheyenne: "Employees should avoid discussing racial issues, including positive comments such as, 'I for one am proud of this Mexican's achievements.'"
Garrett: Most of this stuff is stuff I don't wanna do or doesn't even apply. "A female employee's skirt shall start below the knee, and her bosom shall be fully covered"?
Cheyenne: That's a rule?
Garrett: Yeah.
Cheyenne: Most days, I don't even wear underwear, mainly 'cause mentioning that gets me free donuts from whoever's working café.
Garrett: Couldn't you just lie about that?
Cheyenne: They would know. I would know.

Mateo: 3, 22.
Cheyenne: Oh, those are good. I picked random ones like 14 and 34.
Mateo: Those are like, the random ones that no one picks, so that's kind of a good plan.
Cheyenne: Okay. Hey, if you won, do you think we'd still be friends?
Mateo: Chey, of course. You'd be my friend from my poor life who keeps me grounded. But, then again, I don't know if I want to keep a poor person around, just bumming everyone out. Ugh. We could buy our tickets together and whoever wins, we split it.
Cheyenne: Cool, let's do it. Oh, my God, what if I pick something super out there, like 41 or 50?
Mateo: Oh, my God, yes. You have to.

Cheyenne: My friend, Corona, just keeps her webcams on all day in her bedroom and her bathroom. She makes thousands of dollars.
Dina: You could be on the lookout for loose coins. Vending machines, couch cushions, the ground near parking meters, fountains. ABG. Always Be Gathering.
Amy: Or, what if this company just gave us a little bit more money so we wouldn't have to scrounge for money like street urchins?
Cheyenne: This one guy paid Corona $10,000 to fart on a cake. She went to Cabo.

Dina: I did not think this through. And now, I have a horrible parasite just eating and pissing inside me.
Cheyenne: My friend Corona swallowed a tape worm to lose weight, and it ate one of her organs. She looked really good at prom, though.

Sandra: If you do decide to have sex again, just check for cameras.
Jonah: We're not...
Cheyenne: Or have sex on a green sheet. That way, you can superimpose yourself doing it on a magic carpet or in outer space. Bo did that for our anniversary.
Dina: The bed of my truck is always available. I'm happy to drive around the whole time. Less likely somebody will film you.
Jonah: These are all excellent ideas, thank you.

Mateo: Do you think we'll still be friends when I get sent back to the Philippines?
Cheyenne: Of course we're still gonna be friends. Ooh, maybe I could come visit you. I hear they have nice beaches and really cheap massages. I bet I could get a deal on a ticket if I book it far enough in advance.
Mateo: Cheyenne, I'm about to be deported, and you're planning your vacation.
Cheyenne: Sorry. But hotels are super inexpensive, right?
Mateo: Oh, my God, so affordable.
Cheyenne: That's what I heard.
Mateo: Yeah, it's great.

Cheyenne: What if we call our business "Divinity"? But the word Divinity is written upside down.
Mateo: Mmm-hmm, love it, but also kind of hate it. What about "Just Us"?
Cheyenne: "Just Us" or just "Us"?
Mateo: Just- "Just Us."
Cheyenne: "Just Just Us" or just "Just Us"?
Garrett: Hey, any chance you guys could go talk over somebody else's head?
Mateo: Shh. We are trying to create a lifestyle brand slash multimedia platform.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you obviously don't get Chateo.
Mateo: Chateo! [laughs] [exclaims] I love it!
Cheyenne: I actually thought of it a while ago, but I was sitting on it, 'cause I just wanted it to, like, slip out and sound super casual.
Mateo: [laughs] Oh, my God!

Cheyenne: What do I do?
Mateo: Can't you just cover it up?
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, sure. I'll just turn it into a top hat and then tattoo his mom's face underneath, and then that way it's like she's a magician, huh? How's that?
Mateo: [scoffs] You've never been sarcastic with me before. I don't care for it.

Cheyenne: [streaming] Hey guys, you won't be hearing from me for the next five hours, but don't worry, I haven't been kidnapped. I just can't use my phone. But if you don't hear from me after that, I probably have been kidnapped, and it was probably my uncle. He's really nice, but just statistically...
Garrett: Stay strong. You'll be out before you know it. [both sigh]
Cheyenne: Oh, shoot. I forgot my phone.
Garrett: Cheyenne.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah.

Garrett: Look, it's only a couple more hours. It's the length of a movie. If I can sit through The Hitman's Bodyguard, I can make it through this.
Cheyenne: The Hitman's Bodyguard?
Garrett: Yeah. You didn't see that? Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and uh, the other guy. He always plays a bad dude. Uh, he's British.
Cheyenne: David Beckham.
Garrett: No.
Cheyenne: He's British.
Garrett: Yeah, I know, but that's not who I'm- It's, uh... [goes to grab phone] Oh! Okay, you know who I'm talking about. He's in everything. He was in Harry Potter.
Cheyenne: Oh, Daniel Radcliffe!
Garrett: No.
Cheyenne: Daniel Radcliffe is British.
Garrett: Yeah, I know. Okay?