Cheyenne Quote #338
Quote from Cheyenne in Minor Crimes
Garrett: Look, it's only a couple more hours. It's the length of a movie. If I can sit through The Hitman's Bodyguard, I can make it through this.
Cheyenne: The Hitman's Bodyguard?
Garrett: Yeah. You didn't see that? Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and uh, the other guy. He always plays a bad dude. Uh, he's British.
Cheyenne: David Beckham.
Garrett: No.
Cheyenne: He's British.
Garrett: Yeah, I know, but that's not who I'm- It's, uh... [goes to grab phone] Oh! Okay, you know who I'm talking about. He's in everything. He was in Harry Potter.
Cheyenne: Oh, Daniel Radcliffe!
Garrett: No.
Cheyenne: Daniel Radcliffe is British.
Garrett: Yeah, I know. Okay?
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Quote from Mateo
Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.