Cheyenne Thompson Quotes Page 22 of 22
Quote from Conspiracy
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, did the janitor quit? Because there's a huge pile of garbage at that table. Get it? Talking about Mateo.
Justine: Can you... Shh! We're trying to help Sayid.
Mateo: Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help. She's got less brains...
Isaac: Guys. Can you take it outside? Life is railing Sayid right now.
Cheyenne: Okay, I guess. What were you gonna say? Less brains than a what?
Mateo: Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off. I think it was gonna be racist.
Quote from Depositions
Cheyenne: Glenn can... handle phone calls, uh, keep things in binders... Oh. He wears clothes. Uh... honestly, when you add it up, he can do, like, probably hundreds of things.
Quote from Customer Satisfaction
Cheyenne: Dang, you guys are probably thinking, "Oh, man, if Zephra thinks the store's a problem, then they're gonna think we're a problem. Then they're gonna fire us, and then, we're never gonna work in retail again." [Glenn gasps] Oh, my bad. Were you not thinking that?
Quote from Customer Satisfaction
Cheyenne: So we've gotten some customer reviews in, and I just have to say, everyone is doing an amazing job. But also, some of you are not, so I'll be pulling some of you off the floor and putting you on a special assignment. Like, just away from human interaction. Uh, but again, amazing job, everyone.
Justine: Hootie-hoo!
Quote from Customer Satisfaction
Garrett: Hey, guys. There's a bunch of water in the hallway.
Dina: Yeah, we're aware.
Cheyenne: It's pee-pee water! You could get hep!
Mateo: Oh, my God!
Dina: No one is going to get hepatitis. I am... almost sure of it. [Garrett puts his face mask on]
Quote from Lowell Anderson
Cheyenne: Sorry, we're low on shopping carts. They haven't sent us new ones in a while, and a bunch of ours got busted 'cause some teens turned them into BattleBots.
Man: Oh, yeah. I saw that on YouTube. Did that kid survive?
Cheyenne: Oh, well, kinda. They couldn't fully get the wheel out, so..
Quote from Lowell Anderson
Cheyenne: What did he mean by Zephra shutting down all the Cloud 9s?
Glenn: Who knows? The guy's clearly lost it.
Mateo: Yeah, that wife he mentioned? She's probably just a mop with sunglasses.
Cheyenne: I don't know. I mean, in-store sales have been down 'cause of COVID. And it would kind of explain why corporate hasn't sent those replacement shopping carts.
Mateo: Cheyenne, he ate the entire can.
Glenn: And it's not even like it was cat food, you know, where you look at the picture on the can, and you're like, well, maybe.
Cheyenne: Hmm...
Quote from Perfect Store
Amy: We can't let a bag of feet be her last impression of the store.
Jonah: [sighs] I know. I'd go talk to her, but I only know who she is because of you. She'd know that you were helping us.
Cheyenne: Oh, I could slash her tires to keep her here longer. Huh, I don't know what car is hers, so I guess I could just do them all.
Amy: Um, thanks, Chey, but maybe not yet.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Quote from All Sales Final
Cheyenne: [on video] And so we were in line at Claire's...
Cheyenne: Oh! My purple hair thingy.
Cheyenne: [on video] Corona was like, "You eat it." And I was like, "Nah, girl, that is narsty." You eat it."
Dina: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is our current floor supervisor.
Cheyenne: I know, right? Life is nuts.