Cheyenne Quote #128

Quote from Cheyenne in Lottery

Cheyenne: My friend, Corona, just keeps her webcams on all day in her bedroom and her bathroom. She makes thousands of dollars.
Dina: You could be on the lookout for loose coins. Vending machines, couch cushions, the ground near parking meters, fountains. ABG. Always Be Gathering.
Amy: Or, what if this company just gave us a little bit more money so we wouldn't have to scrounge for money like street urchins?
Cheyenne: This one guy paid Corona $10,000 to fart on a cake. She went to Cabo.

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Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers, come buy your lottery ticket at customer service right now. There are some people who say the lottery is basically a tax on lower income, less educated people. But you know who doesn't say that? People who win the lottery. [chuckles] There you go, got to be in it to win it, girl.

Quote from Cheyenne

Mateo: 3, 22.
Cheyenne: Oh, those are good. I picked random ones like 14 and 34.
Mateo: Those are like, the random ones that no one picks, so that's kind of a good plan.
Cheyenne: Okay. Hey, if you won, do you think we'd still be friends?
Mateo: Chey, of course. You'd be my friend from my poor life who keeps me grounded. But, then again, I don't know if I want to keep a poor person around, just bumming everyone out. Ugh. We could buy our tickets together and whoever wins, we split it.
Cheyenne: Cool, let's do it. Oh, my God, what if I pick something super out there, like 41 or 50?
Mateo: Oh, my God, yes. You have to.