Cheyenne Quote #140

Quote from Cheyenne in Back to School

Sandra: If you do decide to have sex again, just check for cameras.
Jonah: We're not...
Cheyenne: Or have sex on a green sheet. That way, you can superimpose yourself doing it on a magic carpet or in outer space. Bo did that for our anniversary.
Dina: The bed of my truck is always available. I'm happy to drive around the whole time. Less likely somebody will film you.
Jonah: These are all excellent ideas, thank you.

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 ‘Back to School’ Quotes

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Hey, uh, Glenn, should we all really be leaving the floor during back to school? I mean, come on, that's like... that's like playing the Super Bowl with only... uh... with fewer players than a football team would normally have.

Quote from Dina

Amy: I don't know for starters, the fact that I'm extremely pregnant with my ex-husband's child is not a great time to start a new relationship.
Dina: I'm not letting my pregnancy slow me down. I'm banging my way through my whole indoor-soccer team and the refs.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: We'll make this quick. There was an incident relating to a sexual proposition between Amy and another employee. No need to name names. [whispers and points] It was Noam.
Mateo: Who?
Jonah: Noam.
Mateo: Oh. Hi, Noam.
Noam: [o.s.] Hi.
Dina: Do you want me to get the harassment video?
Glenn: Oh, no, the old videos don't apply anymore. We are living in a brave, new, MeToo, Time's Up, This Is Us kind of world. There are no rules anymore. But also, there's nothing but rules.