Carol: So Amy and Jonah are back. That's got to be a real kick in your crotch.
Kelly: No, it's fine. I mean, I thought that it would feel weird to see Jonah again, but I actually think that I'm over it.
Carol: You're over it. That's boring.
Kelly: Uh... thanks for checking in, though!

Carol: Jerry! What are you doing here?
Sandra: Jerry and I are moving in together.
Carol: Oh. Wow. Congratulations, Sandra. Enjoy my HPV.
Jerry: Thank you.

Carol: Need help finding anything, Jer-Bear?
Jerry: Yeah, I'm looking for some art with just, like, words on it. Like maybe it says dream or cat or Merlot. I don't know, I'm not an artist.
Carol: Let's see what we can find. You look amazing, by the way. What have you lost, like, 10 pounds?
Jerry: I don't know. I've never weighed myself.
Carol: [laughs] You are so funny! You make me laugh harder than anybody! I mean, I am laughing so hard, I am crying. [lifts up top] [laughs] Oh. Oh, sorry. I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra.
Jerry: Uh, that's okay.
Carol: I am so embarrassed. Don't look at my face. [lifts up top again]

Jerry: Sandra, hi.
Sandra: Hi. What are you-
Carol: Oh, you are a lifesaver. Mmm. [kisses] I ran out of vape juice.
Jerry: It's really bad out there. I hit some ice and almost skidded into a pet cem-
Carol: Oh, this is cotton candy. I asked you for candy cane.
Jerry: Oh, sorry. [sighs]
Carol: Whatever. I guess I don't matter.

Sandra: Just a little more color on your cheeks. There.
Jerry: How do I look?
Sandra: You look good.
Carol: [blows vape smoke] Really? I think he looks like his whore sister.

Glenn: Hey, Carol, can you cover Sporting Goods for me? 'Cause there's been a gigantic honey spill in Groceries. It's the hardest of all spills, so this is where I shine. [chuckles]
Carol: Uh-huh.
Glenn: Hey, something bothering you? If there is, you can talk to me about anything.
Carol: Well... Sandra's a whore who's [bleep] my boyfriend.
Glenn: Okay, well... Wow. Uh...
Carol: She doesn't know that I know, but that's the way I like it. You can really hurt someone when they don't see it coming.
Glenn: Well, sounds like you've pretty much got that under control.
Carol: It's so good to finally have someone to talk to about this.
Glenn: Yeah.
Carol: We have a real father-daughter relationship. Thank you, Daddy.
Glenn: You're welcome.
Carol: No, no. Do the Daddy voice.
Glenn: [deep voice] You're welcome, Honey Bear.

Carol: O-K-L-A-N-A-N-I. Kaluiokalani.
Luanne: Okay. So how do you know that it's Sandra?
Carol: Oh, she told me. We're really good friends, so we tell each other everything.
Jonah: No kidding, that's- I didn't realize you two were so close.
Carol: Oh, God, maybe I shouldn't have said anything. I'm a horrible person, aren't I?
Luanne: No, you're not.
Carol: She's not gonna be in too much trouble, is she?

Carol: Sorry I'm late.
Amy: Carol. Hey, welcome back. New look.
Carol: New outlook. [strokes Garrett's face] Sedona changed everything for me. Or maybe I should say it allowed me to access the change that was already there.
Dina: I think we should drug-test her.

Cheyenne: Um, should we be selling these? Didn't they just find another cut-off foot right around here?
Carol: Oh, it's awful. I'm an empath so things like that really affect me.

Carol: Okay, these are the last ones I could find in the back.
Garrett: Oh, so Carol's helping you out?
Carol: Sandra and I are committed to repairing our friendship. Bricks on the back are lighter than pebbles in the soul, right, Sandra?
Sandra: So much lighter. [both chuckle]
Carol: Okay, I'm gonna go see if I can find a captain's hat that will fit Jerry's big ol' melon. [walks off]
Jonah: Are you sure you're okay?
Sandra: Totally. And so you know, I'll be here for the next hour and then I'll be in grocery, just in case you wanna say hi later and make sure something's not wrong. [chuckles] Not that it would be. But here and then grocery.