Carol Quote #125

Quote from Carol in Shoplifter Rehab

Carol: Okay, these are the last ones I could find in the back.
Garrett: Oh, so Carol's helping you out?
Carol: Sandra and I are committed to repairing our friendship. Bricks on the back are lighter than pebbles in the soul, right, Sandra?
Sandra: So much lighter. [both chuckle]
Carol: Okay, I'm gonna go see if I can find a captain's hat that will fit Jerry's big ol' melon. [walks off]
Jonah: Are you sure you're okay?
Sandra: Totally. And so you know, I'll be here for the next hour and then I'll be in grocery, just in case you wanna say hi later and make sure something's not wrong. [chuckles] Not that it would be. But here and then grocery.

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Jonah: Oh, good God.

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