Glenn: Hey, Carol, can you cover Sporting Goods for me? 'Cause there's been a gigantic honey spill in Groceries. It's the hardest of all spills, so this is where I shine. [chuckles]
Carol: Uh-huh.
Glenn: Hey, something bothering you? If there is, you can talk to me about anything.
Carol: Well... Sandra's a whore who's [bleep] my boyfriend.
Glenn: Okay, well... Wow. Uh...
Carol: She doesn't know that I know, but that's the way I like it. You can really hurt someone when they don't see it coming.
Glenn: Well, sounds like you've pretty much got that under control.
Carol: It's so good to finally have someone to talk to about this.
Glenn: Yeah.
Carol: We have a real father-daughter relationship. Thank you, Daddy.
Glenn: You're welcome.
Carol: No, no. Do the Daddy voice.
Glenn: [deep voice] You're welcome, Honey Bear.