Monica: Guys, guys. I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs' grandmother just died.
Monica: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Actually, you know what, it's kind of cool. Because it's like you know, one life ends and another begins.
Monica: Not the way they're doing it.

Monica: Wow, play that message for Emily, and this problem goes away.

Monica: Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh, so you can move them.
Chandler: Yes. And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.

Janine: We have got to move.
Joey: What?
Monica: I knew it! You know, you're not so quiet yourself, missy!

Chandler: I am so, so, so, so sorry.
Monica: Uh-huh.
Chandler: Oh. And I will cook anything you want in here. And do anything you want in there.
Monica: Yeah, you will. And are you kidding me?

Rachel: Hey, Mon, I'm gonna check my messages.
Chandler: You just thought of that in there?
Monica: Sure, nature called. She wants to see who else did.

Rachel: [on the phone] Hello? Rachel. [to the gang] You guys, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops.
Monica: You're on the phone.

Chandler: How you feeling?
Monica: You are so handsome. I want to make love to you right here, right now. [growls]
Ross: I really wish that you wouldn't.

Monica: I'm sorry, the song's over. Did you see me up there?
Phoebe: Every little bit of you.
Monica: I can't believe I did it. I can't believe I sang in front of people and they liked me. Did you hear that guy shouting, "Look at those tips"? I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?
Mike: Sure.

Ross: Do you guys know where Rachel is?
Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning.
Ross: I don't believe it. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma.
Monica: Hey. These are for Erica.
Ross: Well, is she gonna eat all those cookies?
Monica: Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat.