Joey Tribbiani Quotes Page 103 of 107
Quote from The Last One (Part Two)
Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Chandler: Wow. This is weird.
Monica: I know.
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
Joey: I love you.
Quote from The One with the Blackout
Joey: Uh, Ross, this probably isn't the best time to bring it up but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Quote from The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Monica: Have you ever thought about being there for her?
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: You know, just be there for her.
Joey: Not following you.
Monica: Think about it.
Quote from The One with the Breast Milk
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chandler: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
Ross: Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.
Quote from The One with Phoebe's Dad
Joey: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right.
Quote from The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
Joey: It's like you work your whole life for something and you think that when you get it it'll never be as good as you thought. But this so was. It changed everything. Like, the other day, I got this credit card application and I was pre-approved. I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Chandler: I'm sorry, man.
Rachel: Joey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Joey: No, that means nothing to me.
Quote from The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Joey: All right, who's first, huh? Ross?
Ross: Well, I'm thinking Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy. So I say we all just be adult about it and accept her.
Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. Okay?
Quote from The One with the Race Car Bed
Ross: Question. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I was always Joanie.
Joey: Question: Was, uh, "Egg the Gellers" the war cry of your neighborhood?
Quote from The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Joey: I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up. She was walking and talking with her friend, Donna. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Joey: Sorry, I just- Any excuse to tell that story.
Quote from The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Ginger: Joey Tribbiani? I can see you, okay? You're hiding behind the coats.
Joey: [after Ginger has left] Close one.