Joey Tribbiani Quotes Page 102 of 107
Quote from The One With Ross's Step Forward
Joey: Congratulations. You just got married.
Ross: I know. Can you believe that?
Phoebe: Wait. I'm sorry. What's the big deal about a holiday card?
Ross: Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards. People who've been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards. What is she crazy?
Joey: Hey, hey, hey. That's your wife you're talking about!
Quote from The One with Joey's Interview
Ross: Wow. This picture of you sure is steamy.
Joey: Oh, yeah. That's just a little something for my huge gay fan base.
Ross: Did you just wink at me?
Joey: Hey, you're the one who loves the picture.
Quote from The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Joey: She looks so real. You know what I mean.
Quote from The One with the Sharks
Hayley: What a great dinner.
Joey: Yeah. Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Hayley: You're welcome again. I'm gonna go make some coffee. Can I get you anything?
Joey: Do you have any cake?
Quote from The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work
Joey: Hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?
Phoebe: You could do that?
Joey: Yeah. The pay's pretty good, and you could do it for as long as you need.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I'm gonna be on TV.
Joey: Okay, now I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.
Phoebe: Oh, really?
Joey: No, it is awesome.
Quote from The One with Ross's Tan
Rachel: Let's kick this into high gear, huh? Yeah, baby! I'll show you how we do it!
Joey: No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!
Rachel: What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you okay?
Joey: Soldier down.
Quote from The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Joey: Rachel and Phoebe are already there, so they probably started without us. We could just slip in, and no one needs to know where we were.
Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand.
Quote from The One with Princess Consuela
Joey: If you love this house so much then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. [humming]
Monica: Joey, we know that's you.
Joey: No -[humming]- it's not. [continues humming]
Quote from The Last One (Part Two)
Joey: Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here. And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Chandler: I think there may be another reason. ... So awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
Joey: Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah.
Quote from The Last One (Part Two)
Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Chandler: Wow. This is weird.
Monica: I know.
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
Joey: I love you.