Chandler: Okay, Janice. Hey, Janice. There's no way to tell you this. At least, there's no new way. I just don't think things are gonna work out.
Janice: That's fine.
Chandler: It is?
Janice: Uh-huh. Because I know that this isn't the end.
Chandler: Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.
Janice: No, it isn't. Because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing!
Chandler: Oh, no, I don't.
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do we keep ending up together? New Year's, who invited who? Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: I did, but-
Janice: You seek me out! Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! Janice! Janice! You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. [kisses Chandler] See?
Chandler: Call me!

Janice: I'm telling you, Rachel. Listen to Janice. They all say they're gonna be there, until they start their real family.
Rachel: That's never gonna happen with Ross.
Janice: That's what I thought about my first husband. Now, I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Miss New Boobs.

Janice: This is so much fun! This is like a reunion in the hall! [laughs]

Joey: Okay, I'm in.
Janice: Okay. This is what were gonna call it: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

Monica: How have you been?
Janice: Well, I'm divorced.
Phoebe: Oh, wow.
Janice: Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony. [laughs]
Joey: And there it is.

Janice: Look at us. Who would've thought Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails? [laughs]

Janice: I was just wondering if I could maybe stay here with you. Just, I really feel like I need to be with family.
Monica: Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they?

Janice: So, congratulations you two. I didn't even know you got married.
Rachel: Oh, we didn't.
Ross: No, no.
Janice: What?
Ross: We're just having this baby together, but that's all. You know?
Janice: Why?
Ross: Uh, well, we're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this.
Janice: Oh. Well, then shut me up. [laughs]
Rachel: Just tell me how.

Chandler: Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant. Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen?
Janice: It's you. This is yours.
Chandler: What?
Janice: Ha, look how nervous he gets. We haven't slept together in years. [laughs]
Chandler: That's funny. Does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?

Chandler: Janice, you're not gone?
Janice: Oh. Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home, so this is like a vacation for him. [laughs]